Modern day George Costanza || Jimmy & Sigs friend

Joined August 2012
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They’re making AOC SEC edits on TikTok lmfao
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In this house Mike Vrabel is a hero. He brought the Patriots back and nothing else matters
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Our nation and our people are worth fighting for.
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Apr 12
Ok so the new Ella Langley album fucking rips #EllaFella
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The kids’ reaction to Tommy’s ace. So good.
TOMMY FLEETWOOD TRYING HIS HARDEST… AND MAKES THE ACE. FOURTH ONE OF THE DAY AT THE PAR 3 CONTEST!!!!!
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project hail mary is the movie that nicole kidman talks about in those AMC ads
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ALT What Is This, A Center For Ants?! - Ben Stiller As Zoolander GIF

9 beers. 9 dogs. 9 innings. Citi Field 2026. 🍺🌭👉 bit.ly/40GLGkR
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Mar 17
Project Hail Mary is actually a 10/10 movie wow
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UMASS ENDS THE STREAK 🚨 Minutemen hand the RedHawks their first loss of the season to advance in the MAC Tournament 🤯
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Mar 1
Whoever’s naming these military missions has been fucking crushing it
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If I see Grillo skiing down Common st im hitting him with my car
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You can’t take our country — and you can’t take our game.
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ONE MORE TIME FOR THE WARRIORS.
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Coaches of the Year 🙂‍↕️
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CALLING ALL DRAKE MAYE AND PATRIOTS FANS‼️🗣️ We’re giving away a signed Drake Maye football and all you need to do to enter is: 1) Follow @PatriotPlace 2) Repost this post The winner will be selected on Friday. Good luck!🏈🔥
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The Bruins arrive dressed as Patriots (marching music included)
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ann michael maye locking in to make the best chicken noodle soup of all time x.com/MayeIsKing_/status/200…
#Patriots QB Drake Maye did not practice today due to illness/shoulder, per HC Mike Vrabel. Vrabel added that Maye is “fine” and that there is no extra concern — New England has been dealing with illnesses all season and they did not want to spread anything.
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We call it “synthetic pre-IPO exposure”. It lets you predict the SpaceX price without owning any actual shares in the company
SPACEX MARKET CAP PROJECTED TO HIT $1,400,000,000,000.00 How high can it go?
Community note
This is not a real projection but is based on trade volume for bets placed on where the IPO's Market Cap will land. It should also be noted. That the bet for a 1.4T Market cap currently has only $12 in its Pool. x.com/Paul_provalone…
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“They were calling me washed. Saying I didn’t have it anymore. I just wanted to prove to myself I am who I say I am.” “This team took a chance on me. I just wanted to make them proud.” 1-on-1 with emotional #Patriots WR Stefon Diggs headed to 1st Super Bowl:
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Dunkin marketing furiously trying to pull together a last minute DunKings spot
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