Always waiting for them to catch up
Joined July 2019
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Jun 10
Me at 18 wrestling with Big Daddy. I just go about my life and then I find these old photos and can’t believe the great fortune I’ve had to be in this job at the right place and the right time.
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Jun 10
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Jun 10
Me: "For example, do you use the word 'lie'? "
Host: "Yeah."
Me: "You say to guests, 'You're lying'?"
Host: "Well, no, because it doesn't happen very often."
Me: "It doesn't happen very often?"
Host: "Yeah."
Me: "Guests don't come on Sky and lie very often?"
Host: "No, but look..."
Me: "I think viewers would disagree."
Thank you to @SkyNews for hosting this important conversation about critiques of mainstream media coverage, as Zeteo UK launches this week.
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ECB investigating "an incident" which took place when Ben Stokes and Gus Atkinson were at a club in the wee hours of Monday morning
Really hard to be shocked - I wrote this after the Harry Brook affair. Cricket seems intent on reminding us it is deeply unserious almost weekly...
ECB Statement: Ben Stokes and Gus Atkinson
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Can't stand Reform.
Carol Vorderman has been my fantasy woman for decades.
However...
Carol's made a fortune from her sex appeal over the years.
She's being silly if she's demanding an apology because a guy admitted to wanting to do rude things to/with her.
May 26
EXCLUSIVE: Carol Vorderman demands apology from Reform by-election candidate over lewd comments mirror.co.uk/news/politics/r…
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May 22
"What a time we have had together." 🩵
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May 20
Supermarkets are happy enough for taxpayers to subsidise their low-paid workforce with in-work benefits so they can pay their bosses seven-figure salaries. But ask them even to consider voluntary price caps on basic foods and they'll slam the idea as 'preposterous'.
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May 19
Never forget that Grenfell Tower was only fitted with cladding in the first place because a Tory council considered it to be an eyesore for the wealthier residents of Kensington & Chelsea
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May 19
British patriots threaten, bully and intimidate a Muslim asylum seeker from returning to his accommodation at a hotel.
They demand he “Turn around now.”
The frightened young man walks away, wandering the streets.
Disgusting and unacceptable behaviour. Enough is enough.
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Elon knows Jesus Christ wasn't white, doesn't he?
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Why didn't he spend that £1.4m on personal security?
Can't be taking chances like that, Nige
May 14
EXC: Nigel Farage bought a £1.4m house in cash shortly after the £5m gift from Christopher Harborne, @AliFortescue reveals
Reform say the offer and the purchase “process” began before the gift.
Reform spox: “The relevant chronology is straightforward. The offer and purchase process for the property commenced before the gift. Mr Farage had already passed proof of funds and the relevant checks before receiving the gift. The purchase was therefore already proceeding independently of it.”
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BREAKING: Nigel Farage bought a £1.4 million property in cash, shortly after receiving a £5m personal gift from billionaire donor Christopher Harborne, Sky News learns.
Sky's political correspondent @AliFortescue has this exclusive story ⬇️
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I’d just like to say a big thank you to everyone who supported us in the elections. Not just the gullible fuckwits, but the ignorant morons too and all the racist bellends. Thank you all so much.
#electiontresult2026
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I'll never vote Reform.
However...
I'm more than willing to acknowledge the decency of this tweet.
Dan - As someone who’s been out door-knocking for the other side in this election, I hope in future you could refrain from recording volunteers as they knock doors. Spirited and civil disagreement, yes! But as someone that’s been told to “fuck off” amongst other things and repeatedly had doors slammed in my face, I can tell you that this kind of stuff is no good for the democratic process. It can make political canvassing a daunting and sometimes genuinely dangerous thing to engage in.
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May 3
Kemi Badenoch, the Tory leader, actually went on the BBC and questioned whether Tommy Robinson (Tommy Robinson!) is “creating a climate of intimidation and violence” with his rally. Astonishing. She’s a disgrace. The safety or ‘feelings’ of UK Muslims don’t count for her.
May 3
"There is something very specific happening to Jewish communities”
Conservative leader Kemi Badenoch says she supports a moratorium on pro-Palestinian marches but not for the march led by far-right activist Tommy Robinson later this month
#BBCLauraK bbc.co.uk/programmes/m001bv0…
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I can't even attempt to reschedule because the lazy incompetent twats didn't leave a card on Saturday (i.e. the one time they attempted delivery).
Shifting delivery windows, lies about trying again the next working day, then fucking lying about an attempt on Tuesday
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@RoyalMail I've got a video doorbell, you lying sack of shit.
Fix this situation today!!!
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