I'm sure they will as well...
(thinks back to us at 2am trying to throw a fire hydrant through our hardwood living room floor into the basement)
yeah, def not good.
I'm sure college kids will be smart about coronavirus once they're back on campus
(thinks back to us at 2am drunkenly using an acetylene torch to cut the top off of a '72 marquis parked on the front lawn of the fraternity because "we wanted a convertible")
oh no this isn't good