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Jan 5
After the Bournemouth and Everton performances I am fully onboard with Andrews now
He’s now 2 wins away from matching Farkes prem record in 49 less games.
And 3 from Parker in 52 less games.
My sincere apologies for calling you the worst manager in the league Keith.
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Jun 15
I’m sure we were desperate to sign a 26 year old who’s worse than our current 2 RBs
Jun 15
Brighton have signed right back Costinha from Olympiacos for £11 million
#BHAFC and Brentford were the only Premier League clubs linked with him - so what have the two best clubs for data-based signings seen which everyone else has missed? 🤔
Read: wearebrighton.com/newsopinio…
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Jun 15
They are just making players up at this point
Albion have agreed the signing of Costinha from Olympiacos on a five-year contract for undisclosed terms, subject to international clearance. 🤝
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Why the fuck have England taken him smh
Bukayo Saka CAN’T start and finish matches for England right now due to the achilles issue he was managing this season. 🏴 ❌ [@SkySportsNews]
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Jun 15
35m for what would be our worst midfielder ??????? No thanks
Sarr to Brentford for 35M would suit all parties . We get a great deal for him he gets regular playing time in a Premier League team and he would fit Brentfords system brilliantly
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Getting cockblocked by the fucking paparazzi I’d be fucking pissed off lmao
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Jun 15
That’s what we need a bloke whose been a bum his entire prem career
Jun 15
[🥇] NEW: Pape Matar Sarr is among the names Brentford like in central midfield. @SkySports ‼️🐝
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So far England journos have leaked the line-up, the set piece takers, the focus on corners and where they’re standing. Croatia won’t have to watch any tape at this point, they’ll just wait for Sami Mokbel, Craig Hope and Henry Winter to tweet out the specifics and jobs done
Jun 15
England take leaf out of Arsenal playbook with focus on set-pieces in training ahead of Croatia. Declan Rice, Reece James and Bukayo Saka among designated dead ball specialists, though doubt remains over Saka’s fitness due to Achilles tendonitis issue. bbc.com/sport/football/artic…
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Jun 14
You wouldn't believe who they got for Germany 😭😭😭😭😭
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Jun 14
As cinco maiores conexões de passes da Seleção Brasileira em Brasil 1x1 Marrocos;
1. Marquinhos -> Magalhães (26)
2. Magalhães -> Marquinhos (25)
3. Magalhães -> Douglas Santos (17)
4. Douglas Santos -> Vinicius Júnior (16)
5. Marquinhos -> Danilo (13)
Uma outra observação: Igor Thiago recebeu apenas três passes.
1 do Vinicius Júnior
1 do Raphinha
1 do Roger Ibanez
Foi o jogador com menos passes recebidos dentre todos os jogadores do Brasil que entraram em campo.
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Jun 14
I’m sorry I won’t tolerate Igor Thiago being the scapegoat for missing ONE chance.
Our wingers & our midfielders create absolutely nothing for our strikers. Matheus Cunha was MUCH worse than Igor, he was literally there for cardio. I’m glad Endrick didn’t get subbed in because he was never going to get the ball & our fans would’ve started blaming him too.
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Jun 13
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If the whole team backs a rapist then skip the lot of them and spend the whole game trying to injure as many as possible
Jun 12
🔴🚨There are reports that, the Ghana FA will place Thomas Partey first in the handshake line against England.
Their message is simple: skip Partey, and you skip the whole Ghana team. 🇬🇭
(Dianon_ghana via IG)
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Jun 13
Saka and rice shared a dressing room with him when everyone knew what he’d done. It’s pathetic if they refuse to shake his hand know. Let the world know you were okay with it when it suited you you wankers.
Jun 12
🔴🚨There are reports that, the Ghana FA will place Thomas Partey first in the handshake line against England.
Their message is simple: skip Partey, and you skip the whole Ghana team. 🇬🇭
(Dianon_ghana via IG)
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Jun 12
Alexi Lalas just called James Corden a “fucking wanker” on live TV and the reactions were incredible. Hero moment for him, IMO. #FIFAWorldCup
Did Alexi Lalas just say “wanker” on national TV 😂😂😂
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Jun 12
Seems like that’ll be a look towards our next coach if anything happens with Keith.
Jun 12
We're delighted to welcome Damien Duff to Brentford as first-team assistant coach 🐝
A two-time @PremierLeague winner as a player and League of Ireland winning manager, Damien joins Keith Andrews’ first-team staff ahead of the 2026/27 Premier League season 👊
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Jun 11
That was not the name I was expecting to follow the words “Uzbekistan manager”
🚨JUST IN: Uzbekistan manager Fabio Cannavaro on the USA’s security search:
“They said to me it’s the rules, but in the end the check was only for us.”
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Grooming and 'clean up crews' operate with impunity
Vape shops and fake barbers launder money in plain sight
But sell home made cakes and the full force of the state will come crashing down upon you
Anarcho Tyranny
Councils are clamping down on “yummy mummies” selling brownies in their driveways - with some 'cake shed' owners instructed to pay up to £1,000 if they wish to keep operating.
Operating on an honesty box or QR code system, have attracted queues of locals gathering to purchase stuff & immensely popular, but a growing number of councils are now looking to enforce compulsory licences.
In Bassetlaw, Notts, a group of cake shed owners have been campaigning against the introduction of a council-enforced street trading licence which costs £1,007 to obtain.
The district council, who believe that some sheds can bring in up to £90k a year, have insisted that those who fail to obtain this licence could face a £1,000 fine.
And while their enforcement was briefly paused last month, councillors are set to make an imminent decision on the fate of the micro bakeries. 🤨🧁🍞
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Jun 11
1) crazy if they actually do spend all that.
2) every player they bid for has suddenly gone up in price 20%
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yeah he putting a baby in kylie tonight
Jun 11
Timothée Chalamet CANNOT BELIEVE the Knicks pulled off the comeback 😱
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Jun 11
Taylor Swift knew something we don’t…
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