Turns out Hannah Spencer's blouse definitely isn't Gucci and didn't cost £2,000 Farage, on the other hand, definitely received 5 million and didn't declare it

I am against the blanket banning of social media for under 16s, but the idea that ‘Two Tier Keir’ will send the police round if you send your 15-year-old a link to a GCSE Bitesize clip on YouTube is utter nonsense and just dilutes the argument.

People will attack this policy, but after extensive government consultation, 90% of the parents of under-16s support it. They have watched social media consume huge portions of their children’s lives, so have a very different perspective. Social media amplifies narcissism, materialism, envy and division at an age when young minds are still developing. It keeps children trapped in a digital ecosystem designed to maximise engagement at the expense of real-world experiences, time outdoors, hobbies, independence, and learning how to socialise and build genuine friendships. Perhaps most damaging of all, it encourages constant comparison. Children are measuring themselves against carefully curated versions of other people’s lives every hour of every day. It creates feelings of inadequacy and anxiety on a scale that older generations simply never experienced. There will be much outrage about this, but this policy is truly about protecting children, and anyone who cares about the future of society should support it.

Hey ITV - explain and apologise?

This needs posting everywhere

🇵🇸 BBC confirma lo que muchos ya sabíamos. La investigación del BBC revela que más de 160 niños palestinos en Gaza fueron disparados deliberadamente en la cabeza por francotiradores israelíes. Los reportes son claros: “Los israelíes están cazando niños por entretenimiento.” Niños ejecutados de un tiro en la cabeza mientras jugaban, caminaban o simplemente estaban en sus casas. Fue una política sistemática de cazar y matar menores.Esto ya no es solo un genocidio… Es sadismo puro contra los más inocentes.Que el mundo deje de fingir que no lo sabe.

Rob Kenyon has missed his first meetings as a councillor in Makerfield because he refuses to sign the paperwork to have a DBS check done. What is he hiding? Never Vote Reform

Angela Rayner - £40k underpaid stamp duty - repaid. Lost jobs in Cabinet and Dep. PM. Peter Murrell - £400k theft from SNP - going to prison Huge coverage of both Nigel Farage - £5m undeclared bung (possibly more) - goes to ground for a month. Media coverage? You judge.

Current summary of right wing UK politics: Conservatives - We've suddenly remembered lots of things we accidentally forgot to do during our 14 YEARS in government that we would definitely do straight away this time, promise Reform - The Conservatives who messed the country up for 14 years were worried you wouldn't vote for them again so have made another party and are hoping you won't notice it's full of the people who messed up the country for 14 years UKIP - We still think it's 1998 Restore - Led by a bore in need of a golf club. Been chucked out of Reform for being racist? We're the party for you!

🚨 Good news the outrage merchants hope you miss: Sky News just reported asylum seekers in UK hotels are at a record low of 20,885 , down 35% year-on-year. Yet @Nigel_Farage and @reformparty_uk are nowhere to be seen. Of course they’re silent. Good news doesn’t farm the anger and anxiety they thrive on. Their business model needs you furious, not informed 😂 Progress is happening. Don’t let the professional rage farmers hide it.

British MP Kit Malthouse unleashes on the UK Government: No ceasefire in Lebanon. Daily double-tap killings. "If this is what they do to British & European citizens on camera... what are they doing to Palestinians off camera?" "We're all fed up with the gaslighting!"

Mr @christiancalgie has been busy putting out a partial version of events these last few days, amplified by yourselves. I think it’s time all your readers had the whole story. They were all out of order and, if they had any decency, would now hold their hands up and apologise.

The Guardian: “Net migration down by three-quarters, the biggest fall in NHS waiting lists for 17 years, knife crime cut by 10%, the economy growing the fastest in the G7, rising wages, energy bills and petrol prices held down, the biggest sustained rise in defence spending since the cold war, a massive expansion of free childcare … If Keir Starmer did tub-thumping lists of Labour’s achievements in the style of Gordon Brown, he would not actually have a shortage of things to talk about.” During the two years of Labour government, following fourteen years of Tory mismanagement, there have actually been significant improvements in Britain. Why does the Tory media not report them?

🔴 @AndyBurnhamGM on BBC today: “I think Britain has been on the wrong path for 40 years.” 👍 It started with de-industrialisation, bus deregulation, and the privatisation of life’s essentials. 👏 We need to… get the basics back under public control so that people can afford their rent, their energy bills, etc. 🙌 He wants Labour to “change and once again [be] the party that people in this borough knew… I don’t blame anybody who has gone away and voted for other parties. I want them to regain their trust… I want Labour solidly to become a working class community.”

Jeremy Corbyn: “If Wes Streeting is to be the alternative, I fail to see what he’s the alternative to.” 🎯 He’s right, of course. Streeting is just as politically vile and personally unpopular as Keir Starmer is.

Questions for @AndyBurnhamGM 1. Will you remove the proscription of Palestine Action? 2. Will you end the abuse of counter-terrorism legislation against activists 3. Will you recognise that Israel has committed genocide? 4. Will you end all UK military engagement with Israel?

📍 NEWCASTLE UNDER LYME - Locals were SHOCKED to found out the TRUE nature of Reform's plans.

SNL UK nails Reform 🤣🤣🤣

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Out of curiosity, why is there so much pressure on Starmer to resign But no pressure on Nigel Farage who took a £5,000,000 gift from a foreign billionaire and coincidentally started calling for the very thing the foreign billionaire wants for the UK, crypto deregulation?