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maybe: monsee @goddamnsee

no vibes, barely existing β€’ she/her

Joined November 2013
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Arsenal winning has shown me that men CAN have emotional depth if they choose to
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not the fallopian tube pose
Deadline
@DEADLINE
May 12
Bollywood star Alia Bhatt hits the #CannesFilmFestival red carpet for the Opening Ceremony and premiere of Pierre Salvadori's 'The Electric Kiss' (Photo: Getty)
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hunter@3gpmh
May 1
all of my character development has been against my will
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Hindol Hazra
@hindolheroic
Mar 17
timothee chalnabey
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Local Tea Party
@localteaparty
Mar 11
Good morning Indians. Have you all bought induction stove? Good. Next buy flat bottom utensils because your ancestral curved bottom sambar vessel is now useless. Worry not, this is also temporary. Soon TNEB will swing into action with load shedding power cuts. Then we can all focus our attention to buying inverters. Soon there won't be enough electricity to charge inverter. Then we can shift our attention to buying giant Gensets, they are just a few lakhs. Guess what gensets run on? Diesel. From LPG shortage we can now deflect it to disesel shortage MASTERSTROKE hahahahahahaha
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my most insane first world problem is that I have to close my eyes to drink the first few sips of fresh lime soda so that the bubbles don’t get into my contact lenses and blind me
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Abhishek
@MSDianAbhiii
Mar 2
Holi is incomplete without this tweet
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ayu ⏾@leiiyuun
Feb 26
can i also suggest
ayu ⏾@leiiyuun
Feb 23
there is an archaic force deep in my bones telling me that (hear me out) oikawa and megumi would get along
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𝐓𝐨𝐣𝐒.
@FireGoku_
Feb 27
Starting the fight with domain expansion is crazy
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kamau@poorteffy
Feb 22
Everybody talking about how bleach and naruto shaped they childhood but real heads was molded by inuyasha and fullmetal alchemist
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got into a fight on a jobs WhatsApp group. Everyone fought the guy when he was being islamaphobic but everyone shut up when someone was talking shit about caste based reservation. What is happening in this country man
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v@realramenlover
Feb 21
β€œgoa isn’t ready for us” as if the residents haven’t watched 4 men drive a thar rashly
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keek@AryaSpeedwagon
Feb 20
my little sister is 13 years younger than me and fondly recalls a time I took her to Wendy's and let her get as many ketchup packets as she wanted
Ryan Moulton@moultano
Feb 20
You hope your kids' core memories will be things you put a lot of effort into but often it's things like, "The time I got the Really Big Ice Cream."
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pyaari rasmalai@Belansemaarungi
Feb 17
Ek din saari strategies rhe jaayengi aur mai execute ho jaayungi
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e l l a πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦
@blondehotcoffee
Feb 10
little cousin just referred to his birthday (march 8th) as january 67th
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Ω‹@suckerforyuu
Jan 18
sometimes i still think of this
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cow
@cowincrisis
Jan 16
was suicidal earlier. forgot why
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I love @IndiGo6E because who else would make people wait for over 7 hours for their luggage at the airport? Absolutely the MOST unhelpful staff ever, SEVEN HOURS we have been waiting
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@bambinasalina
Jan 15
why is everybody under a 2016 psychosis
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