Founder of iSAMS Ltd / Living in Sydney / gregpakes.co.uk

Joined March 2009
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19 Sep 2023
Is @tesla down? Both my cars have lost mobile connectivity and auth.tesla.com errors for me.
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Until Red Bull put the idea in his head, Masi was following the rules. Masi's weak leadership was exploited by Red Bull. From a sporting perspective, the 2021 WDC is worthless. It was a product of cheating and rule breaking. Yet the #FIA allow it to stand. #AbuDhabiScandal
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Did you know that @Cloudflare has public DNS servers that block Malware -or- Adult Content? 🤔 1.1.1.1 - Resolve Everything 1.1.1.2 / 1.0.0.2 - Block Malware 1.1.1.3 / 1.0.0.3 - Block Malware & Adult Like, Follow & Share if you enjoy these Tweets! #TechTalk #Networking #Tips
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Oura should fire all of the product managers who decided this was a good feature to ship
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2 Jun 2023
Our days are numbered. Superintelligence is coming after us.
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12 May 2023
So @Tesla just cancelled my Model X order from December 2020. 2 years and zero comms, now this. A huge F You to the RHD market. And a huge F You right back at you Tesla from me. Awful customer experience.
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24 Mar 2023
When @drewstedders does a code review…. @brettpostin @RiddickAdam
22 Mar 2023
finally a code review that I deserve
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25 Jan 2023
Errr - looks like all of Microsoft is down!! @MicrosoftTeams @AzureSupport
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ChatGPT has changed software development! However, 68.1% of Software Engineers still don't use it. As a CTO, I'm telling my teams to use ChatGPT in their daily work to increase both velocity and quality. This is how 👇
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17 Dec 2022
It's Friday so time for spicy opinions. Every single sample ASP.NET Core project I see uses CQRS and the mediator pattern or CLEAN architecture. I'm over the over engineering 🙃. #dotnet
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Next time a CEO asks me to explain technical debt, this is going on the slide…
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I love the Russian people. That is why I have to tell you the truth. Please watch and share.

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This is the most stupid headline I’ve ever seen. Complete nonsense without one iota of the article being based in reality. The evidence being a trace route screenshot. 🙄🙄
Facebook’s Master Code Reportedly Deleted Which Means Facebook And Instagram Would Be Gone Forever barstoolsports.com/blog/3387…
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19 Jul 2021
Among the OECD group of advanced countries, Australia's vaccination rate is rockbottom, lowest, hindmost, with the wooden spoon, endmost, worst, bringing up the rear, at the back of the queue. It is a race, and we're coming last ourworldindata.org/explorers… #auspol
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The biggest group of crybaby sore losers ever #ddtg

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Blows my mind...
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I went to a DARPA robotics challenge in 2015 & the robots could barely walk in a line without falling over. And now...

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We're delighted to welcome @iSAMS to IRIS Software Group. This extension to our portfolio helps schools streamline school management, and engage employees, parents and students to exchange important information and build valuable relationships - bit.ly/2Hh9aYv #IRIS
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20 Oct 2020
.@iSAMS provides mgmt information systems to schools across 80 countries. iris.co.uk/news/iris-softwar… Growing the @IRISSoftwareGrp education portfolio, iSAMS aligns with the vision to be the most trusted provider of mission critical software & services. #MIS #EdTech #Cloud #tax
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