my queen

that's it, I've had enough of millennial slander. pockets in dresses are good, drinking out of mason jars is fun, side parts look nicer on most women, "Home" is a delightful song. everyone knock it off

why tornados never hit banks? blow some money out that mf

Someone sent me an email with this signature: “It is normal for me to take 2 days to read my emails and another 2 days to reflect and respond. The culture of urgency and constant interruption is not compatible with my way of life.” And I think it is the best I have ever seen.

turns out, reading voraciously, moving your body, loving people without keeping score, protecting your solitude, chasing nothing but your own growth, and occasionally staying out too late with people who make you laugh until it hurts is not a bad way to build a life.

🚨 BOOM 💥 PATRIOTS AROUND THE WORLD ARE WAKING UP ⏰ 🙌 🔥 BERLIN IS ON FIRE 🔥 GERMANY 🇩🇪 HAS AWAKENED 🔥 Thousands of German patriots have taken to the streets in one of the largest protests ever—“1 Million People”! 🔥🔥🔥 They are demanding a change of government that has harmed Germany through mass migration and financing foreign wars. You won’t see this in the mainstream media—SHARE IT EVERYWHERE!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Apparently, not wanting to be dismembered in the streets, or your son stabbed to death, or your daughter raped, is now "far right". Blimey. Doesn't that make everyone "far right"?

unfortunately part of who i am is that sometimes i need to go thru entire weeks of such severe depression that it’s an affront to god and the majesty of his creation

Ahhhhhh so the 2TB @Google One storage I’ve had for almost a decade is now a “Google AI Plus”subscription (despite me having no plans or desire to use their AI). And yet overnight they’re instantly going to have millions of subscribers to their “Google AI Plus” subscription. Clever. Greasy, but clever.

I’m a lifelong conservative who is fed up. I don’t want data centers poisoning our communities and land. I don’t want a damn camera recording me without permission. I want American jobs and housing to go to Americans. I don’t want a single dollar funding foreign governments. I don’t want everything owned by a hedge fund. I don’t want any more chemtrails or bio weapon vaccines. I don’t want my kids taught things that undermine truth. I can’t be alone. If the huge number of voters who keeps sitting out would speak up, surely we could oust every single incumbent, ALL of them. It’s America 250. My people laid their lives on the line to make this possible and it has been stole from us. I want America back.

I dont talk about this too much but I was absolutely terrified to have kids. Truly terrified. All of that melted away when my son was born. The second I saw him, something in me changed forever and it has never switched back. My life was no longer about me, there was this tiny, helpless, perfect little boy looking back at me. And I just knew. I thought fatherhood would take something from me (money, time, freedom). And yeah, it takes all of those things haha But what it gives you back is infinitely greater. It gives you purpose. It gives you a reason to become the kind of man you only PRETENDED to be before. It forces you to stop living like your choices only affect you. A common misconception ive seen is that people think they need ti wait and be ready and then become a parent. This is false. Nobody is ready. You become a parent, and love molds you into someone who can carry the weight of being a parent. Every single parent has experienced this and it’s so beautiful.

The psyop men fall for is, “You can have kids anytime.” While true, the other side of this coin is, “Every day you delay kids is a day you don’t get with your grandkids.”

bread is stale and the circus sucks. Clown is jacking off. Lion tamer ODing on opiates. Lion is bloated dead. Magician is actually cutting the lady in half in real life. But I’ll keep watching. It’s actually not bad I take it back. They got a big thing of narcan for the elephant.

In American slang we often refer to money as “benjamins” this is a subtle reference to Benjamin Netanyahu, an American folk figure who takes all of our money

having your own apartment after living in a toxic household is so weird. like wdym i can sit peacefully on a couch without being yelled at

I'm finally reading Dune. This quote, which is in the first few pages, hits hard: "Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them."

Lu’s Sunday morning Guide to Conflict I’m not fan of conflict, but I’m also no stranger. Often the conflict avoiders accidentally seek out more problems by malignant people pleasing. Alternatively some folks have so many conflicts that they all look the same and they have massive consequences as a result. So let’s start at the beginning. We assume you don’t have a personality disorder where you cause most of your own conflicts. If you’re borderline I simply cannot help you. Talk to Jesus. But let’s say you’re your average bear with your typical amount of conflict. Look at the person initiating the problem. Is it your boss? A customer? A small child who needs a nap? This is a person who likely has a need. It’s not personal usually. A deadline got missed. An order was wrong. It behooves you to deescalate this person. You want to meet their energy with OPPOSITE energy. They are chaos you are calm. You get zen. Also there are conflicts that find you because you’ve encountered a sack of shit in the wild. They are trying to bully or intimidate you. They are using sarcasm. They are using aggression. You want to MEET AND BE WILLING TO EXCEED THEIR ENERGY IN AN EMERGENCY. You want to be petty? I’m petty. You want to be passive aggressive. I will name and shame. You seem to want me to feel bad about X. Are you trying to bully me? Are you armed? Mine is bigger. You are trying to embarrass me? Cool. Let’s go there. Almost all conflicts fall in the first category. Know the difference.

Ideally life should feel like Animal Crossing. You’re hanging out. Going to the beach. Eating fresh fruit. You are a little in a hole financially but it’s fine

WTF timeline are we on. Someone called me the MAGA whisperer and I’ll gladly take the title. Left, right, D or R we all want the same things. We’re being divided on purpose by the Epstein Elite Oligarch class because as long as we’re at each other’s throats, they get fat and rich off of our misery. The second we figure out we agree on more than we disagree, they’re done. Love your neighbor. Be yourself. Radical honesty. No fucks given, no fucks taken. Everything else is just noise. (But still fuck Jake “Brick Tamland” Tapper on any time line)

Wait…Did he just say checkered past ? I’m 28 felonies, 6 bankruptcies, and an Epstein bromance short of his checkered past.

hunter biden, you have to stop. you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your bitch too bad. they'll kill you.