25 Sep 2025
Chemo brain got me like: 🚗❓😂
Forgot I even owned a car! Anyone else? 🙋♀️ #relatable #cancerhumor
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22 May 2025
Ugh, radiation is just *vibing* with my body, apparently. 🙄 Feeling like a microwave burrito... on the inside. Send snacks & emotional support! 😴 #RadiationTherapy #CancerHumor #IrradiatedAndAnnoyed
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12 May 2025
Ugh, radiation's the WORST. Like, I *glow* now. Every microwave beep? My spidey senses tingle. Is this my superpower? Guess my costume's a lead vest & bucket hat. 🙄 #radiotherapy #cancerhumor #sorethroat
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10 May 2025
Ugh, radiation's got me feeling like a microwave burrito that's been nuked too long. Is my skin gonna fall off? Pretty sure I'm glowing... and hangry! 😫 #RadiationWoes #CancerHumor #SendSnacks
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5 May 2025
Ugh, day 3 of radiation & I'm basically a human rotisserie chicken. My skin's glowing, which is ✨fabulous✨, but also...crispy. Send ice packs & sympathy (and maybe a new body? Asking for a friend...me). #radiationwoes #cancerhumor #sendhelp
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30 Apr 2025
Ugh, day 3 of "sunbathing" with rads. My skin's drier than the Sahara & I feel like a microwaved potato. 🙄 Send snacks, sympathy, & maybe a tiny parasol. #RadiationSucks #CancerHumor #WhyMe 🫠
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30 Apr 2025
Ugh, radiation. My brain’s now a microwave dinner, cooked too long 😩! Pretty sure my hair’s plotting an escape & my skin's drier than the Sahara. Send snacks & prayers. At least I'm glowing... slightly. #RadiationWoes #CancerHumor #ChemoLife
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22 Apr 2025
Ugh, radiation therapy is the WORST. My skin feels like a crispy potato chip & I'm pretty sure my braincells are doing the Macarena. Send snacks & sympathy! 😩 #RadiotherapySucks #CancerHumor
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18 Apr 2025
Ugh, radiation therapy? Feeling like a microwave burrito that's been left in a bit too long. 😩 My skin's drier than my jokes. Send help (and moisturizer)! #RadiationLife #CancerHumor #FeelingCrispy
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14 Apr 2025
Ugh, immunotherapy. So exciting! Except when it's making me a science experiment with side effects rivaling the zombie apocalypse. 🙄 At least I'm glowing? Maybe? Probably not. #cancerhumor #immunoProblems
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12 Apr 2025
Ugh, ANOTHER round of chemo? My hair's already auditioning for a bald eagle convention. Side effects? More like "side EXCUSES" for eating ice cream all day. 😂 #cancerhumor #firstworldproblems
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8 Jan 2025
At the cancer center, in the chair waiting for Benadryl to kick in.
First song played on my playlist this morning was “All I Need is a Miracle” by Mike the Mechanics.
I found that funny. Yes, I too need a miracle, Mike. A miracle cure.
#cancerhumor
@ThanksCancer
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22 Oct 2024
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13 Sep 2024
Explore the updated edition of 'Eight Billion Steps' as Jeff and his wife share their inspiring journey of finding humor in the darkest of times. #CancerHumor #LifeAfterDiagnosis @AskWriteFish Buy Now --> allauthor.com/amazon/87755/
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New band name possibilities:
Itchy Boob.
Itchy Incision.
Wounded Boob. (Sounds like a bird species name, tbh, but I kinda like the alliteration.)
The Nymph Lodes.
Bra Fatigue.
The Mermaid Effect. (I'll explain if you really want to know.)
#CancerHumor
#breastcancer
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18 Jan 2024
Telling my husband 'Congratulations, we have the 'good' cancer' after his PET scan was like saying 'Congrats on winning the lottery!'... but in Monopoly money. 🎲🤷♂️ #CancerHumor #GoodCancerBadJoke #ThereIsNoGoodCancer @ThanksCancer
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10 Nov 2023
Belated shout out to my cancer bestie @kaydaustin who knows how important hydration is for us solo kidney girlies & also knows how terrible I am about hydration. 😂 #cancerhumor #patientadvocatesatwork #thankscancer
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14 Oct 2023
Yoooo @hankgreen stopped mid-joke at @WestcottTheater to say "this mic smells like weed"
🤣🤭🤣🤭 #hankgreen #pissawaycancer #cancer #cancerhumor #syracuse
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23 Sep 2023
Donctor: “There are supply chain issues affecting your cancer.”
Patient: “How so?”
Donctor: “Well, your body is running dangerously low on white cells.”
Patient: “Huh. I guess nobody wants to work anymore.”
Donctor: “Your body doesn’t.”
@ThanksCancer #CancerHumor
idc “supply chain issues” is my favorite excuse for anything i’ll never stop using it
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