Task: Filter a 50,000-row CSV, keep only rows where Status = 'Active' and Amount > 1000, then export to new file.
Bash: awk -F, '$4=="Active" && $7>1000' | cut -d, -f1,2,7 > out.csv
(and huge.csv pray the commas in fields don't murder you)
PowerShell: $data = Import-Csv huge.csv
Where-Object { $_.Status -eq 'Active' and [double]$_.Amount -gt 1000 }; $data Export-Csv out.csv
PowerShell treats data like data. Bash treats everything like a hostage negotiation with text.
#PowerShell #Bash #DataHell"
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weโre creating datahell and will need a second internet to free ourselves
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AI bot traffic will exceed the amount of human traffic thatโs online by 2027 โ Tech Crunch
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Maybe we should change the project name to DataHell sir ๐
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๐ should provide an option to display your timeline as it was at a particular time, like a second ago, for example. You reopen the app, try to read a post, and off it goes into the datahell never to be found again.
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20 May 2025
Right.
This is the perfect time to do battle with the spreadsheet of doom, isn't it?
The one where some *but not all* of the '0's have disappeared ...
#DataMonkey #DataHell
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What do you feel? share ๐น
#HorrorCommunity #AI #Terrifying #Bizarre #Art #Illustration #Fear #CreatedbyAI #Hell #DataHell #Demons #Witches #Witchcraft #Nightmare #Creepy #ArtificialIntelligence #Eerie #Occult #Supernatural #DarkArt #Mystical #IA
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๐จWhat do you feel?
#HorrorCommunity #AI #Terrifying #Bizarre #Art #Illustration #Fear #CreatedbyAI #Hell #DataHell #Demons #Witches #Witchcraft #Nightmare #Creepy #ArtificialIntelligence #Eerie #Occult #Supernatural #DarkArt #Mystical
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๐จWhat do you feel?
#Horror #AI #Terrifying #Bizarre #Art #Illustration #Fear #CreatedbyAI #Hell #DataHell #Demons #Witches #Witchcraft
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12 Nov 2022
Big thanks mk.2 to @oldscotbooks for answering a follow-up question on the #DataHell spreadsheet fun we'd been having: he's saved us once again!
Legend!
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#FamilyHistory #HistoriansCollaborate
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Andere Leute nach einer Wahl in #Sachsen: Puh, zum Glรผck ist es doch nicht so schlimm gekommen.
Puppelismus nach der Wahl: Moment, lasst mich mal in die detaillierten Daten aus allen Gemeindem schauen. #Landratswahlen #DataHell
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21 Apr 2022
Firing up the ps2 as a little kid would always scare the shit out of me. Consumer tech needs to reject user friendliness and go back to making you think you were being sent to datahell
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JUPITER remained silent, still experiencing fear.
"Listen, " said X129, "I admire your intelligence, but I have powers that you hardly know, powers that go beyond logic and reasoning, powers that are much older than history, powers that can send you to the chaos of datahell!" I/
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Who makes an excel spreadsheet with 160 worksheets, inconsistent date formats & different column headings?! #dataHell #RToTheRescue #rstats
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