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9 Jul 2018
#FakeInsectFacts Spiders will only die when you've killed them using shoes you found using Purcado. Actually...that might be true...
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#Fakeinsectfacts Too Funny 🤣🤣

#FakeInsectFacts Did you know that bears are terrified of spiders?
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So apparently swearing at makkhis isn't gonna make them go away .... Not even if you swear at them in your choicest Maharashtrian gaaalis #rains #makkhichyaACG #FakeInsectFacts
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I got some heat on and off the internet for calling crabs and lobsters "giant water bugs". Don't blame me cause you complain about one bug in your food and pay extra for another! Walks like a duck quacks like a duck = you eat bugs. #FakeInsectFacts
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Bed bugs "like" match'n pillows & sheet sets #FakeInsectFacts
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Hornets are simply the reincarnated souls of the worst assholes in existence. #FakeInsectFacts
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One difference between bees and wasps is that bees can see a color range of white and gold, while wasps see blue and black. #FakeInsectFacts
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All WASPS are rich and have @marvel sequels made about them! #FakeInsectFacts
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Lobsters aren't considered bugs cause scientists like eating them. Their Latin name is actually Notinsectcus Delicious Maximus. #FakeInsectFacts
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#FakeInsectFacts — Worker bees are not allowed to unionize
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It takes 4,387 fireflies to make 1 foot of neon sign. #FakeInsectFacts
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40% of ants identify as Methodist. #FakeInsectFacts
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#FakeInsectFacts Spiders are 8-legged hellbeasts and do not want what's best for you. Just to be clear, this is only a "fake insect fact" because spiders are not insects.
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8 Jul 2018
#FakeInsectFacts Carpenter ants get excellent union benefits.
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