🚨 “I’ve never been prouder to call myself a Canadian.” – Mark Carbon-Tax-Me-Harder-Daddy Carney
Oh please, Mark. You bailed on Canada faster than your hairline fled your forehead. You’ve been shacking up with the WEF so long, Klaus Schwab probably tucks you in at night with a bedtime story about digital ID utopias.
You hate Canada so much, your carbon footprint is shaped like a middle finger to Alberta. You’re the kind of guy who’d ban maple syrup for being “too nationalist,” and replace it with synthetic oat goo made in a Davos lab.
You “love” Canada the same way arsonists love forests—just before they torch it for a globalist eco-grant.
Stop pretending you’re a patriot. You’re a passport with legs and a spreadsheet full of betrayals.
#MarkCarnage
#DavosDog
#FakeMaple
#GreatResetReject
#CanadaIsNotForSale
#UNloyal
#CarbonCarney
#PantsuitPuppet
#LiberateCanada
#51stState
#MCGA
#MAGA
I’ve never been prouder to call myself a Canadian.