Being the first child in a Nigerian home isn’t just a birth order; it’s a full-time management role without a salary. 💼😂 Science says birth order might influence personality, but Nigerian parents say it’s just ‘training’ for the younger ones. Who else is the ‘Assistant Parent’ in their house? 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♀️ What’s is your role as a firstborn in your family? #FirstChildProblems #NigerianFamily #BirthOrder #AssistantParent

You know ur tired when instead of walking to the shower with your full cup of coffee, you walk off with the whole coffee jug instead. #firstchildproblems

Calls wife at 4pm.. "Do you feel like having a drink?" Wife: “I was thinking about a cocktail at 1pm but that was a bit too early” #FirstChildProblems

“Taylor swift ke gaano” se leke “ghar vallo ke taano” tak sb sunti hu me😌😬 #firstchild #jointfamily #firstchildproblems #firsttweet #relatable

My mom literally just called me to yell at me about how my sister (who is home for the weekend) is still throwing up at 11 pm at night and has been throwing up all day from a singular Four Loco I bought her last weekend. Like not my fault she’s a light weight..#firstchildproblems

Every year on my birthday my dad loves to remind me how he PRAYED I would have ten fingers and toes and fell on the floor crying after he saw I did when I was born lol #firstchildproblems 😂

I am trying to understand why I struggle so much in getting recognition for my accomplishments 🥴 #FirstChildProblems

Black tax is so taxing.🤦‍♀️ #firstchildproblems #deputyparenting

parenting ur own parents is exhausting sometimes. #firstchildproblems

my sister literally gets so much stuff so why do I feel guilty for asking my parents to buy me SHAMPOO??? #firstchildproblems

Shortly after his sister was born, I made sure to take our first born out for some adventure time to remind him that he’s still our favorite little man. 📷: August 2019 — — — #dgwadventures #firstchild #firstchildproblems #fatherhood #parenting #outdoors #ospreypacks #rei

" Unaalathaan un thangachi yum ipdi iruka " #firstchildproblems

I didn't have my first sleepover until age 17 and i had to extremely BEG! Now my little sister can go and spend the night at her friends house whenever. #firstchildproblems

Have you ever had to call Poison Control? Jenn did... Her son ate the smallest (and we mean smallest) amount of soap and well... she may have freaked out. Better safe than sorry but still funny! #firstchildproblems 😂

All my friends out here going on international trips and I still gotta ask my parents if I can stay out past 12... #26or6 #indianparents #firstchildproblems

This is classic #firstchildproblems cuz she has 2 grown kids with spouses who live right there, but she calls hubs for tech support. 😂 Hubs and I are both firstborn kids so we get this type of thing a lot.

Tell him I feel his pain. #firstchildproblems

Try oldest of three girls! So many similar stories! I went to the @Disney store with MY 12th bday money because I wanted Davy Crockett, but my sisters wanted Swiss Family Robinson....fastforward 26 yrs and I have still never owned Davy Crockett. #firstchildproblems