Middle aged semi-retired excitement is your first visit to the new local @LidlGB store. I can't contain myself. #Lidl #Hucknall #MiddleAgeProblems
2
10
430
thank the stars the cornbread came out okay despite me messing up the directions because I hadn't put my glasses on, and put too much milk in the batter 😒
#MiddleAgeProblems
2
164
22 Feb 2025
Soon you will wake up at 4 a.m. to relieve the bladder.
Good luck.
#MiddleAgeProblems #BladderControl
1
33
23 Jan 2025
You know when you’re getting old when you start receiving these in the post.
And, yes, I am tempted to treat myself to a pair of Cosyfeet slippers…
😳😂💷👍
#GettingOld #MiddleAge #MiddleAgeProblems #Aging #Comfort #Mobility #Retail
1
1
208
As my next birthday looms, my body has stepped up its campaign to disturb me every night using a combination of tactics 🫤 I used be such a great sleeper too 😩 #gettingolder #sleep #middleageproblems
1
133
25 Oct 2024
Maybe that's where I went wrong: I just sat still on the floor and tried to do it! 😅 My last job I was working with loads of Gen Z's & I dropped something on the floor & couldn't get back up - they were all laughing at me! #middleageproblems
1
3
28
Lawd, what did I do to deserve unsolicited morning poetry from unknown strangers 😂😅
#MiddleAgeProblems
1
2
81
21 Mar 2024
I keeping picking up Billy Summers but putting it back because the writing is so small. #MiddleAgeProblems
1
2
37
4 Sep 2023
Hey @CambridgeUtdFC any chance of turning the pre match music down from 15? #middleageproblems
2
7
1,179
15 Jul 2023
Does anyone else find that trying on new glasses frames is a bit of a waste of time? Once I’ve taken my prescription glasses off, I can’t see what I look like… #middleageproblems
3
210
I do NOT have the energy to keep on going for all day Pride🏳️🌈 events 😓😅 #middleageproblems #Pride #pridegeneva #Pride2023 #lesbianpride #30s
2
78
12 Apr 2023
Out at a gig tonight. Have just made a mental reminder that I need to put the bins out when I get home. Literally can't lose myself in the moment any more #MiddleAgeProblems
1
4
126
31 Mar 2023
I am getting to the age when putting on #underwear while standing up is definitely living dangerously. #MiddleAgeMan #Middleageproblems
2
52
25 Mar 2023
Is it acceptable, when on a train, to grab opposite passenger's phone and pop it in your Starbucks for continually playing very loud crappy tiktoks non stop 😳😡
(Asking for a friend 😬)
#MiddleAgeProblems #TrainAnxiety #AndBreath #🙏
1
167
11 Feb 2023
Just walked to the next village for breakfast and I swear we have to make more wee stops for my husband than we’d need if we were walking a dog #middleageproblems
2
5
323
8 Feb 2023
I’m looking in the mirror and realizing that I can’t make fun of @IASTATEAD hair 😞. Also, if I take him down, I might not get up. I’m just gonna chill and enjoy the meet. #Middleageproblems @UNI_wrestling @UNIAthletics #BeatState
8 Feb 2023
"I'll fight Dresser. I'll put Dresser down if I have to, that old bastard. Then he's like that's all you can make fun of me. Well, you are old so I can make fun of you on that. His hair is thinning a little bit. I'm sure he'll make fun of me too."
Great stuff from Schwab! 😂
9
104
35,539