Southern Rail don't care about their disabled customers injured & not offered medical help because of their strikes!
#OnlyFoolsAndCommuters
#SouthernFail #disabled #Disabledtravel #NoOnboardguard
#SouthernRailStrike
#SouthernRailDoNotCare
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Don't panic! We've sorted it.. Trevor now looks more appropriate ^PS π¦Ίπ·π€¦π»ββοΈ #OnlyFoolsAndCommuters
#SouthernFail
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We think that either Trevor is the BFG or @SouthernRailUK are lying about the distance of that patio from the railway? π€ ^PS #OnlyFoolsAndCommuters
#SouthernFail
mobile.twitter.com/SouthernRβ¦
9 Oct 2020
Not to worry, the patio is a good distance from the tracks but the angle of the pic certainly makes it look a bit closer than it is. ^Alex.S
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#SouthernStrike - β οΈ βMy advice is not to worry so much about the little things (like wearing a High-Visibility jacket when next to a railway?). Focus only on the important things that you have control over.β - Driver Manager Trevor Leonardπ¦Ίπ€¦π»ββοΈ#OnlyFoolsAndCommuters #SouthernFail
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#SouthernStrike - β οΈ Hows your luck this Friday morning? 3 early morning trains, 3 cancelled services and 3 different excuses? All within 8 minutes? Seems the @SouthernRailUK random excuse generator is still in full working order π― #OnlyFoolsAndCommuters #SouthernFail
9 Oct 2020
@nationalexpress - @SouthernRailUK @ihatethameslink cancelled all our trains to London this morning. Weβre in a cab at the moment, is there a chance you could wait for us 5/10 minutes if necessary? We are speeding through the motorwayπ©π’
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4 years later it just shows the complete incompetence of GTR when Twitter staff don't even realise that Uckfield services have a proper 'CONDUCTOR' NOT an 'OBS' - the difference in which was the whole reason behind the #SouthernStrike? π€¦π»ββοΈ ^PS #OnlyFoolsAndCommuters #SouthernFail
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#SouthernStrike - β π HAPPY 4th BIRTHDAY TO THIS FAILED @SouthernRailUK PR CAMPAIGN πβ @RMTunion #OnlyFoolsAndCommuters #SouthernFail
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You should leave the poetry to your man Steve ^PS π¦ΉββοΈ
#NationalPoetryDay via @Newsflare
@BBCTheOneShow @bbcsoutheast #OnlyFoolsAndCommuters #SouthernFail
youtu.be/m4ECzL1Yogo
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#SouthernStrike - β οΈ We are receiving reports that due to COVID-19 the devil himself now travels by @SouthernRailUK πΉ either that or Tommy Cooper? #JustLikeThat π·π #OnlyFoolsAndCommuters #SouthernFail #COVID19 #Coronavirus
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#SouthernStrike - β οΈ Passengers on @SouthernRailUK are advised that yet another new timetable is in operation and when travelling not to wear their face coverings like one of Pat Butcher's earrings π€£π· @bbceastenders @PamStClement01 #OnlyFoolsAndCommuters #SouthernFail #COVID19
6 Sep 2020
Pleasure to travel this morning with @SouthernRailUK; brilliant announcements from this legendary driver advising me, among other amusing things, not to wear my face covering βlike one of Pat Butcherβs earringsβ π€£
Hereβs a taste for the unfamiliar youtu.be/9A4Xy3OWozA
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#SouthernStrike - β οΈ Passengers are reminded to wear face coverings appropriately and not like the majority π· ππ @robbiereviews @thepoke #OnlyFoolsAndCommuters #SouthernFail #COVID19 #Coronavirus #thankyouNHS
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#SouthernStrike - β οΈ "Call the guard" someone shouts as fight erupts on busy @SouthernRailUK train in front of horrified South London commuters over face coverings @MayorofLondon @Tfl @RMTunion π· #OnlyFoolsAndCommuters #KeepTheGuardOnTheTrain #coronavirus #COVID19
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Coronavirus 1 vs Social Distancing 0 - "Some people are on the beach. They think it's all over..? It is now!" #bournemouthbeach
#OnlyFoolsAndCommuters #COVIDIDIOTS #Covid19UK #COVID19 #coronavirusuk
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#SouthernStrike - β οΈ Passengers are advised that due to slut shaming and a bad haircut in Brighton, this staff member will be sacked and so delays will no doubt occur as a result because of staff shortages.. π¦Ίvsπ
#SouthernFail #OnlyFoolsAndCommuters
mobile.twitter.com/sophie_coβ¦
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Seriously thought it was just an isolated opportunist but it appears not as reports are coming in that these Dick Turpins' are at various locations across the Southern network and are even something to boast about! 100% #SouthernFail π· ^PS #OnlyFoolsAndCommuters #COVID19
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#SouthernStrike - β οΈ Passengers in Eastbourne are reminded to wear a mask when travelling on @SouthernRailUK services. No excuses from June 15th so we've even installed a Dick Turpin style mask machine just incase you forget yours! π·#OnlyFoolsAndCommuters #SouthernFail #COVID19
5 Jun 2020
#FridayMotivation
#coronavirus
Government announces that face masks are compulsory on all public transport from 15th June.
This machine is installed at my local @SouthernRailUK station.
What a coincidence! And look at the prices!! I thought profiteering was illegal????
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#SouthernStrike - β οΈ Who said that we are childish? Never judge a book by it's cover.. New book for your commute or stay at home reading ..but beware of spoilers! #OnlyFoolsAndCommuters #SouthernFail #COVID19 #Coronavirus
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#SouthernStrike - β οΈ We salute you @captaintommoore We salute YOU! Thankyou on behalf of our nation π΄π #OnlyFoolsAndCommuters #Coronavirus
#ClapForOurCarers
(Pic @allontheboard)
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#SouthernStrike - β οΈ Passengers are advised to STAY AT HOME THIS EASTER π°
..AND TOMORROW
..AND THE DAY AFTER THAT
..JUST STAY AT HOME PEOPLE! #OnlyFoolsAndCommuters #SouthernFail #COVID19 #Coronavirus #StayAtHomeSaveLives #HappyEaster youtu.be/UE3JtkaRBR0
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#SouthernStrike - β οΈ Due to staff being directly affected by COVID-19, ticket office positions will be closed so good luck with getting a refund but we're pleased to confirm a normal level of service is being provided π·π·#OnlyFoolsAndCommuters #SouthernFail #Coronavirus
9 Apr 2020
π’There are important changes to ticket office opening hours.
βΉοΈFor more informationπsouthernrailway.com/travel-iβ¦
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