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#SouthernStrike - โ ๏ธ Passengers on @SouthernRailUK are advised that yet another new timetable is in operation and when travelling not to wear their face coverings like one of Pat Butcher's earrings ๐คฃ๐ท @bbceastenders @PamStClement01 #OnlyFoolsAndCommuters #SouthernFail #COVID19
6 Sep 2020
Pleasure to travel this morning with @SouthernRailUK; brilliant announcements from this legendary driver advising me, among other amusing things, not to wear my face covering โlike one of Pat Butcherโs earringsโ ๐คฃ
Hereโs a taste for the unfamiliar youtu.be/9A4Xy3OWozA
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27 Nov 2020
BREAKING NEWS: Results of GTR's improved rolling stock maintenance regime begin to appear...
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#SouthernStrike - ๐ฌ NEW VIDEO ๐ฌ
๐๐ถ Steve "The WoooOOOooo Guy" is back again! This time with a tribute to the late, great, Des O'Connor CBE ๐ถ๐
R.I.P #Desoconnor
@DesOConnorCBE @SouthernRailUK
youtu.be/o3ipNvoxFAQ
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#SouthernStrike - โ Residual delays at #ClaphamJunction due to the chocolate cake signals being eaten #SouthernFail #OnlyFoolsAndCommuters
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Don't panic! We've sorted it.. Trevor now looks more appropriate ^PS ๐ฆบ๐ท๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ #OnlyFoolsAndCommuters
#SouthernFail
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We think that either Trevor is the BFG or @SouthernRailUK are lying about the distance of that patio from the railway? ๐ค ^PS #OnlyFoolsAndCommuters
#SouthernFail
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9 Oct 2020
Not to worry, the patio is a good distance from the tracks but the angle of the pic certainly makes it look a bit closer than it is. ^Alex.S
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9 Oct 2020
@SouthernRailUK @Se_Railway why is no one checking the trains for people wearing masks? Iโm currently sat opposite someone with no mask and have someone to the right of me with no mask.. if your gonna make rules why canโt you get someone to check people are sticking to them ๐ค
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#SouthernStrike - โ ๏ธ โMy advice is not to worry so much about the little things (like wearing a High-Visibility jacket when next to a railway?). Focus only on the important things that you have control over.โ - Driver Manager Trevor Leonard๐ฆบ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ#OnlyFoolsAndCommuters #SouthernFail
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9 Oct 2020
To see a cleaner, spraying and cleaning in detail on @SouthernRailUK makes me feel a lot safer. Plus for a 1st time journey, itโs quite comfortable
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9 Oct 2020
Masks masks masks!? @SouthernRailUK please enforce for godโs sake... 1601 London Bridge to Beckenham Jn. Clowns everywhere. No enforcement.
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#SouthernStrike - โ ๏ธ Hows your luck this Friday morning? 3 early morning trains, 3 cancelled services and 3 different excuses? All within 8 minutes? Seems the @SouthernRailUK random excuse generator is still in full working order ๐ฏ #OnlyFoolsAndCommuters #SouthernFail
9 Oct 2020
@nationalexpress - @SouthernRailUK @ihatethameslink cancelled all our trains to London this morning. Weโre in a cab at the moment, is there a chance you could wait for us 5/10 minutes if necessary? We are speeding through the motorway๐ฉ๐ข
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9 Oct 2020
@nationalexpress - @SouthernRailUK @ihatethameslink cancelled all our trains to London this morning. Weโre in a cab at the moment, is there a chance you could wait for us 5/10 minutes if necessary? We are speeding through the motorway๐ฉ๐ข
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6 Oct 2020
I've never seen a conductor nor an OBS on a Thameslink service. It's a problem when there is disruption and I might need to re-route. The driver doesn't always say what the problem is.
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#SouthernStrike - โ We also asked #DoctorWho Q: How can we get away with a 14% fare increase without anybody asking awkward questions about service levels?
A: Change it to a Thameslink service! #SouthernFail #OnlyFoolsAndCommuters x.com/Passengersalute/statusโฆ
#SouthernStrike - โ We asked #DoctorWho Q: How do you run a Southern service without an OBS?
A: Change it to a Thameslink service! #SouthernFail #OnlyFoolsAndCommuters
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#SouthernStrike - โ We asked #DoctorWho Q: How do you run a Southern service without an OBS?
A: Change it to a Thameslink service! #SouthernFail #OnlyFoolsAndCommuters
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6 Oct 2020
@SouthernRailUK why is there no track and trace on the train lines?
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6 Oct 2020
That seems odd, I can go all the way to work and back on the train and not check in anywhere so wouldn't know if I've been exposed or not?
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Is sending a badge to every @SouthernRailUK staff memberโs home address the best use of taxpayer or farepayer money?
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6 Oct 2020
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