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#SouthernStrike - โš ๏ธ Passengers on @SouthernRailUK are advised that yet another new timetable is in operation and when travelling not to wear their face coverings like one of Pat Butcher's earrings ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ท @bbceastenders @PamStClement01 #OnlyFoolsAndCommuters #SouthernFail #COVID19
Pleasure to travel this morning with @SouthernRailUK; brilliant announcements from this legendary driver advising me, among other amusing things, not to wear my face covering โ€œlike one of Pat Butcherโ€™s earringsโ€ ๐Ÿคฃ Hereโ€™s a taste for the unfamiliar youtu.be/9A4Xy3OWozA
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The Passenger(s Staying Alert) Salute ๐Ÿ”ž๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿš‘๐Ÿ’™ retweeted
BREAKING NEWS: Results of GTR's improved rolling stock maintenance regime begin to appear...
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The Passenger(s Staying Alert) Salute ๐Ÿ”ž๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿš‘๐Ÿ’™ retweeted
#SouthernStrike - ๐ŸŽฌ NEW VIDEO ๐ŸŽฌ ๐ŸŽ™๐ŸŽถ Steve "The WoooOOOooo Guy" is back again! This time with a tribute to the late, great, Des O'Connor CBE ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽ™ R.I.P #Desoconnor @DesOConnorCBE @SouthernRailUK youtu.be/o3ipNvoxFAQ
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The Passenger(s Staying Alert) Salute ๐Ÿ”ž๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿš‘๐Ÿ’™ retweeted
#SouthernStrike - โš  Residual delays at #ClaphamJunction due to the chocolate cake signals being eaten #SouthernFail #OnlyFoolsAndCommuters
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The Passenger(s Staying Alert) Salute ๐Ÿ”ž๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿš‘๐Ÿ’™ retweeted
Don't panic! We've sorted it.. Trevor now looks more appropriate ^PS ๐Ÿฆบ๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ #OnlyFoolsAndCommuters #SouthernFail
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The Passenger(s Staying Alert) Salute ๐Ÿ”ž๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿš‘๐Ÿ’™ retweeted
We think that either Trevor is the BFG or @SouthernRailUK are lying about the distance of that patio from the railway? ๐Ÿค” ^PS #OnlyFoolsAndCommuters #SouthernFail mobile.twitter.com/SouthernRโ€ฆ

Not to worry, the patio is a good distance from the tracks but the angle of the pic certainly makes it look a bit closer than it is. ^Alex.S
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The Passenger(s Staying Alert) Salute ๐Ÿ”ž๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿš‘๐Ÿ’™ retweeted
Replying to @SouthernRailUK
@SouthernRailUK @Se_Railway why is no one checking the trains for people wearing masks? Iโ€™m currently sat opposite someone with no mask and have someone to the right of me with no mask.. if your gonna make rules why canโ€™t you get someone to check people are sticking to them ๐Ÿ˜ค
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The Passenger(s Staying Alert) Salute ๐Ÿ”ž๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿš‘๐Ÿ’™ retweeted
#SouthernStrike - โš ๏ธ โ€œMy advice is not to worry so much about the little things (like wearing a High-Visibility jacket when next to a railway?). Focus only on the important things that you have control over.โ€ - Driver Manager Trevor Leonard๐Ÿฆบ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ#OnlyFoolsAndCommuters #SouthernFail
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The Passenger(s Staying Alert) Salute ๐Ÿ”ž๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿš‘๐Ÿ’™ retweeted
To see a cleaner, spraying and cleaning in detail on @SouthernRailUK makes me feel a lot safer. Plus for a 1st time journey, itโ€™s quite comfortable
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The Passenger(s Staying Alert) Salute ๐Ÿ”ž๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿš‘๐Ÿ’™ retweeted
Masks masks masks!? @SouthernRailUK please enforce for godโ€™s sake... 1601 London Bridge to Beckenham Jn. Clowns everywhere. No enforcement.
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#SouthernStrike - โš ๏ธ Hows your luck this Friday morning? 3 early morning trains, 3 cancelled services and 3 different excuses? All within 8 minutes? Seems the @SouthernRailUK random excuse generator is still in full working order ๐ŸŽฏ #OnlyFoolsAndCommuters #SouthernFail
9 Oct 2020
Replying to @nationalexpress
@nationalexpress - @SouthernRailUK @ihatethameslink cancelled all our trains to London this morning. Weโ€™re in a cab at the moment, is there a chance you could wait for us 5/10 minutes if necessary? We are speeding through the motorway๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ข
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9 Oct 2020
Replying to @nationalexpress
@nationalexpress - @SouthernRailUK @ihatethameslink cancelled all our trains to London this morning. Weโ€™re in a cab at the moment, is there a chance you could wait for us 5/10 minutes if necessary? We are speeding through the motorway๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ข
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The Passenger(s Staying Alert) Salute ๐Ÿ”ž๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿš‘๐Ÿ’™ retweeted
6 Oct 2020
Replying to @Passengersalute
I've never seen a conductor nor an OBS on a Thameslink service. It's a problem when there is disruption and I might need to re-route. The driver doesn't always say what the problem is.
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The Passenger(s Staying Alert) Salute ๐Ÿ”ž๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿš‘๐Ÿ’™ retweeted
#SouthernStrike - โš  We also asked #DoctorWho Q: How can we get away with a 14% fare increase without anybody asking awkward questions about service levels? A: Change it to a Thameslink service! #SouthernFail #OnlyFoolsAndCommuters x.com/Passengersalute/statusโ€ฆ

#SouthernStrike - โš  We asked #DoctorWho Q: How do you run a Southern service without an OBS? A: Change it to a Thameslink service! #SouthernFail #OnlyFoolsAndCommuters
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#SouthernStrike - โš  We asked #DoctorWho Q: How do you run a Southern service without an OBS? A: Change it to a Thameslink service! #SouthernFail #OnlyFoolsAndCommuters
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The Passenger(s Staying Alert) Salute ๐Ÿ”ž๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿš‘๐Ÿ’™ retweeted
Replying to @SouthernRailUK
@SouthernRailUK why is there no track and trace on the train lines?
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The Passenger(s Staying Alert) Salute ๐Ÿ”ž๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿš‘๐Ÿ’™ retweeted
Replying to @SouthernRailUK
That seems odd, I can go all the way to work and back on the train and not check in anywhere so wouldn't know if I've been exposed or not?
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The Passenger(s Staying Alert) Salute ๐Ÿ”ž๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿš‘๐Ÿ’™ retweeted
Is sending a badge to every @SouthernRailUK staff memberโ€™s home address the best use of taxpayer or farepayer money?
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The Passenger(s Staying Alert) Salute ๐Ÿ”ž๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿš‘๐Ÿ’™ retweeted
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