Introducing sloppoke.me Born during @themu_xyz as AI weekly project #buildinpublic If you manage an engineering team in 2026, you have two questions to answer: → 𝘏𝘰𝘸 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘈𝘐-𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘤𝘳𝘶𝘧𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘱𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘶𝘱 𝘪𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘤𝘰𝘥𝘦𝘣𝘢𝘴𝘦? → 𝘐𝘴 𝘪𝘵 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘴𝘦 𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘬 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘬, 𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘥𝘦𝘷𝘴 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘵? If you're the dev, you have the mirror image: → 𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘨𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘥𝘪𝘧𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 30% 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘢𝘵. → 𝘊𝘰𝘥𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘦𝘸 𝘪𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘨 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘢𝘵. → 𝘍𝘰𝘳𝘤𝘦-𝘱𝘶𝘴𝘩 𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘶𝘱 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘥𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬. 𝘈𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯. Sloppoke fixes both ends at the commit boundary. 𝗙𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗽𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗮𝗿𝘀: ⚡ 𝗕𝗹𝗮𝘇𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗳𝗮𝘀𝘁 — sub-10 ms verdict on every staged diff. No model in the hot path. No round trip. 🎯 𝗔𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 — every finding ships with the patch. slop apply strips the slop in one command. No reading 300-line "here's how to refactor" blog posts. 🛡️ 𝗦𝗮𝗳𝗲 — non-destructive by design. Slop never pushes to your repo, never amends commits you didn't ask it to, never retains your patch text after detection. 🧠 𝗦𝗺𝗮𝗿𝘁 — a mixture-of-models learning loop (NSED async RL) sharpens detection per account from your slop learn feedback. The engine you ran yesterday isn't the engine you run tomorrow. 𝗙𝗼𝗿 𝗱𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗹𝗼𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀 — your branch lands clean. No reviewer ever has to say "remove the comment that restates the next line" again. 𝗙𝗼𝗿 𝗲𝗻𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗲𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀 — paste any repo URL into sloppoke.me, get a 0–100 score with a trend sparkline across the last 100 commits. Rot shows up as a downward slope, weeks before it shows up in delivery velocity. Drop one CI line into your pipeline and every new PR is gated on the same engine your devs run locally. 𝙄𝙣𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙞𝙣 30 𝙨𝙚𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙙𝙨. 𝘾𝙤𝙨𝙩𝙨 𝙡𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙣 𝙖 𝙘𝙤𝙛𝙛𝙚𝙚 𝙖 𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙠: 𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘭 -𝘧𝘴𝘚𝘓 𝘴𝘭𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘬𝘦.𝘮𝘦/𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭.𝘴𝘩 | 𝘴𝘩 𝘴𝘭𝘰𝘱 𝘭𝘰𝘨𝘪𝘯 𝘴𝘭𝘰𝘱 𝘱𝘰𝘬𝘦 ▸ 𝗖𝗹𝗮𝘂𝗱𝗲 𝗖𝗼𝗱𝗲 𝗽𝗹𝘂𝗴𝗶𝗻: /𝘱𝘭𝘶𝘨𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘦𝘵𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘥𝘥 𝘱𝘦𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘥-𝘭𝘢𝘣𝘴/𝘴𝘭𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘬𝘦 → /𝘱𝘭𝘶𝘨𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘭𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘬𝘦@𝘱𝘦𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘥-𝘭𝘢𝘣𝘴 → 𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘰-𝘨𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘨𝘪𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘪𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘵𝘴 ▸ 𝗡𝗮𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗴𝗶𝘁 𝗽𝗿𝗲-𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗶𝘁 𝗵𝗼𝗼𝗸: 𝘴𝘭𝘰𝘱 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭-𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘴 𝘪𝘵 𝘪𝘯 .𝘨𝘪𝘵/𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘴/ ▸ 𝗚𝗶𝘁𝗛𝘂𝗯 𝗔𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 / 𝗚𝗶𝘁𝗟𝗮𝗯 / 𝗙𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗲𝗷𝗼 / 𝗝𝗲𝗻𝗸𝗶𝗻𝘀 github.com/peeramid-labs/slo… ▸ 𝗣𝘂𝗯𝗹𝗶𝗰 𝘀𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗲𝗿 𝗮𝘁 𝘀𝗹𝗼𝗽𝗽𝗼𝗸𝗲.𝗺𝗲 free, no signup, share the link ▸ 𝗦𝗦𝗛-𝗸𝗲𝘆 𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝘁𝘆 No need for email signup, EU residency, optional confidential-compute (TEE) for regulated workloads $12/mo launch deal! Ever-evolving. Every slop learn you submit makes the next scan smarter. Poke someone now at: sloppoke.me Built in Rust, end to end, at Peeramid Labs, fist ever product based on our NSED engine! #AICodeQuality #ClaudeCode #Cursor #EngineeringLeadership #DeveloperT #DevTools

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Sad answer is, that cheat developert are really really good nowadays and now is the start of ai cheats. But yeah would be nice to have some more development in anticheat, especially the super obvious ones

Dalam kasus ini Mohon Di Periksa Akta Jual Beli antara Developert, Pemilik Pertama ,Notaris dan Pejabat BPN yang mengeluarkan SHM. Karena jika ada cacat prosedur dalam Jual Beli mereka yang harus bertanggung jawab dan jika ada dugaan tindak pidana Laporkan ke Pihak Polisi.

Saya membaca kasus ini dari beberapa media kalau perkara ini adalah ada sengketa antara Developert dengan Pemilik lama dan Pemilik lama sebagai Penggugat di menangkan, sementara para penghuni cluster telah membeli sah bahkan melalui KPR hingga mereka mempunyai SHM. Dengan adanya

$GAPE you make us proud to be part of this strong community ❤️ keep holding guys to the moon all together we trust process and team developert ⏳🚀@GoldenApeCoin @wkbeastLB @elonmusk @realDonaldTrump @Davincij15 @solanababee #memecoin #solana #gape #GAPE

Why exactly rust would be higher cost than C ? I just got junior developert to my team that had never touched rust before. Ramp up was surprisingly fast, and within two weeks he's code was really OK. It's way less horrifying to merge changes made in rust.

Hát, én eddig csak egyszer láttam öltönyös full-stack developert, de az se az volt #hr

pár napja a profilomban szereplő "middleware" kulcsszó miatt talált meg egy recruiter. teljesen egyértelmű amúgy, hogy üzemeltető vagyok. ez a recruitert annak ellenére sem zavarta, hogy amúgy java ee backend developert keres... :D

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Sajnos a legelterjedtebb programnyelv használata magával hozza a nagy tömeget, ami magával hozza a nagy mennyiségű elfogadhatatlanul viselkedő, követelőző, nekem minden jár hozzáállású “developert”. Rossz látni, pl. a Wireguard levlistán is megjelenik pár ilyen /cc @H2CO3_iOS

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Sw developert keres: "Slots are limited, interviews starting next week! If you are interested in this position and would like to be considered send me your CV ASAP" - szerintem ez nem így működik, de biztos rosszul tartom #hr

i wang developert longswor d!!!! #RobloxDev #Roblox

Hoy me acorde que a mi corta edad ya soy Backend Developert. 🥰

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Nice developert i like

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Új trendet látok felfedezni a #hr iparágban: a pozíció kiírásakor csak pár általános dolgot adnak meg, pl. software developert keresnek, se technológia, se terület nincs megnevezve, max. pár szokásos bullshit. Itt is a cégnévből (kitakarva) tudnám kinyomozni, miről is lenne szó.