11% chance Tesla opens orders for the Robovan this year. polymarket.com/event/will-te…

Let me clarify for anyone planning to “bet” on this there is a -100% chance that Tesla opens order for the robovan this year 😂

テスラが今年Robovanの注文を開始する可能性は11%。polymarket.com/event/will-te……

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"Tesla doesn't make slow cars" - Elon, simple as that 😂 Jokes aside, the motor is probably made conservatively more capable than necessary to cover many different scenarios, think mountainous terrains, varying climates, etc. But more importantly, I imagine they will also use the same motor design for Robovan (multi-motor config, of course) to streamline extreme-scale production, which incentivizes a slightly more capable motor than the absolute minimum needed for Cybercab alone.

Just as we have AI accounts for @grok and @gork, I think it would be hilarious to create AI personas for Starship, Falcon 9, @cybertruck, @robotaxi, Robovan, @Tesla_Optimus, @boringcompany's Prufrock. Give 'em all absurd personalities, and let them talk to people on X.

TESLA Robovan takes off to Mars.

Robovan when!

Friend’s son did that over two years ago in a Model 3. Some of it was in the winter. He had free supercharging for a while and went all over. Can you imagine if they ever build the Robovan? It’s a brave new world

IF the plebs start buying and hoarding.. who knows, plebs are pretty dumb though I have the gut instinct if silvers hitting 200-500 I get off the ride for the most part, get some gold 25% streamers 25% and the rest hopefully buy some land cheap in the right place, and hopefully a tesla robovan with some 4 to 8x monkey warrior robots to protect honk honk

Huge potential, not only are they the Fastest (fast also means cheapest) tunneling tech by far today, but when Tesla’s robovan comes out, their networks are going to be near the top of the world in subway throughput, only with more stations and faster transit times (no stopping at every station on the way over) Then there’s when they start making larger machines & tunnels for regular vehicle traffic (current are only just big enough for autonomous driving) then trains, then hyper loop (near vacuum tunnels for super sonic trains) There’s a huge opportunity for them when they scale up just a little enough for for highway on/off ramps on the left or middle lanes, most traffic is generated due to everyone getting on and off on the right side so If you can balance that out, you can get a lot more throughput/less traffic.

* ‘roBovan’: Why did Elon put the emphasis on the second syllable when he rolled out Tesla’s retro futuristic city bus sized AV ‘robo-van’ alongside its Cybercab at the We Robot product preview party in 2024? (1/?)

Too big, the Robovan will be fine for this, we need a full sized CyberSUV.

Also super groovy if you happen to be designing the interior of a space capsule or robovan. The use cases are really endless.