Retired/In Texas from Ashland, KY. Likes Widener, Alaska, UKMBB, Reds, Rangers, Seahawks & FC Barcelona. Plastic pink flamingos decorate the front yard.
Joined March 2011
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Robert Moore retweeted
May 3
If you lose your khakis in Ohio, it means you can't find your pants. But if you lose your khakis in Boston, it means you can't start your car.
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Robert Moore retweeted
Apr 16
Less firin', more hirin',
Less Wall Street, more Main Street,
Less ICE thugs, more nice hugs,
Less droppin' bombs, more helpin' moms,
Less shootouts, more cookouts,
Less hypocrisy, more democracy.
- Gospel of George and Whatnot
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Robert Moore retweeted
Mar 4
I renamed my toilet Jim instead of John.
People are really impressed when I tell them I go to the Jim every morning.
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Robert Moore retweeted
Feb 28
Frankly, I expected better from a FIFA Peace prize winner.
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Robert Moore retweeted
Feb 18
Rev. Jesse Jacksonโs โGreen Eggs and Hamโ sermon. Best delivery ever! Oddly, Dr. Seuss is the actual name of my doctor.
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Feb 8
I'm in on the #LaysSBLX and you can be too!๐ฅ๐ฐ Just tap below and post for a chance to score $1K during the game! #entry @Lays NO PURCH. NEC. 50 US/DC, 18 (19 AL/NE). Ends 2/8/26. Limit 2 Entries total. RULES: bit.ly/4bMYzjU
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Robert Moore retweeted
We need more Super Bowl commercials like this. ๐
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Jan 24
Butterscotch schnapps while "trapped" inside on an icy Saturday.
It is 12 o'clock somewhere.
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Robert Moore retweeted
14 Dec 2025
I didn't see that one coming ๐๐คฃ
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Robert Moore retweeted
28 Nov 2025
Another great cartoon from the 'genius' of 'award' winning Canadian, Michael de Adder! Before you 'choose' to pass it on,
remember #MrPiggy may not like being
shown as such a 'little' man, got it? ๐
Drop a ๐ if you love Michael's work! ๐
Cr: @deAdder ๐ #GiveTrumpTheFlick
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Robert Moore retweeted
20 Nov 2025
One week to Thanksgiving. Five weeks to Christmas. About three minutes before Santa starts faking a cold, coma or Hansen's disease to get out of delivering presents this year.
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Robert Moore retweeted
7 Nov 2025
Since the moon keeps dishing out, I'm here for it! This was tonight's 97% full Supermoon rising behind the towers of downtown Fort Worth, Tx.
The shot is at 500mm from 11 mi away = moon looks big relative to the skyline
#FortWorth #FortWorthTX #fullmoon #supermoon #dfwwx #txwx
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Robert Moore retweeted
3 Oct 2025
In order to have a murder of crows, there must be probable caws.
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15 Sep 2025
Right now on Facebook.
Lake Superior Photo.
Live stream of the northern lights.
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Robert Moore retweeted
13 Sep 2025
Look at Blaine Crim man
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Robert Moore retweeted
12 Aug 2025
Texas should be Blue.
Community note
Texas has no partisan voter registration, so no one can "register" as a Republican or Democrat.
The figures come from L2, a voter data company. These are unofficial and use past voting and modeling to estimate party affiliation, which may not reflect voting behavior.
sos.texas.gov/elections/lawsโฆ
l2-data.com/states/texas/
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