Time Person of the Year 2006.

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He bent her neck down like a twizzler in half a second flat that girl is dead
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Superman
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I see you baby shittin that ass shittin that ass shittin that ass alright don't touch me
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Yellow hat guy looks like he's mouthing hak tuah
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Why is the cistern so high
I told my builder that I wanted my bathroom to look like The Ministry of Magic and not only was he completely unfazed, he managed to make it look exactly how I imagined.
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Today is National Ding-A-Ling Day.
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bank keeps calling me nonstop about my credit card debt
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my toxic trait is thinking this guy and elon had drunk sex that night
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spent several minutes wondering what actual crime occurred here, and all i can figure out is maybe that county has an open container ordinance.
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this might be the best tweet of all time
me at the doctor when i got a cymbal stuck in my ear and he asks me to prove it x.com/doritkemsleys/status/1โ€ฆ
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18 Dec 2024
whatโ€™s a scene that belongs in the hall of fame
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you dont know that. maybe he actually does know.
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Water boss defends 41% price rise and ยฃ371k bonus bbc.in/3BAHdas
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the guy on the left is being treated like Bane for killing one evil piece of shit social parasite, & the guy on the right got a standing ovation for genocide by the same people who support it. we truly do live in hell
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they want you to believe the guy on the left is a terrorist and the guy on the right isa good guy
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my most prized possession is this rock that looks exactly like blue rare steak. seared on both sides. i found it day drunk on a greek island beach. lucky if i'm ever that stoked again
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it's like they want us to be obsessed with him
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It rocks that theyโ€™re using the exact same argument that like MCU fans use
The Academy Awards announced the shortlist for documentaries. These are their top 15 films in the genre that will be whittled down to 5 nominees. โ€œAm I Racist?โ€ did not make the top 15 even though it is the highest grossing doc of the decade and easily the most talked about, most watched, and most influential documentary of this year. This is the outcome I expected, of course, but it doesnโ€™t make it any less of a farce.
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-Jeffrey Dahmer
i can't stop eating dates omggg
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