Dickensian Vagabond 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 Pompey Dads Leader 🦁 🦁🦁 A man who wanted to be left alone.

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"The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which
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Maybe. But Fanny’s muffins were moist.
TV chef Fanny Craddock, who was basically not a very nice person.
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Drags maritime rules from memory of learning to sail 40 years ago at school. Power gives way to sail. @IncognitoMV ?
Heres what really happened in the English channel today. "Today, June 16 at 12.45, the crew of the frigate "Admiral Grigorovich" detected a yacht named "Bright Future" under the British flag in the English Channel, which was heading towards a dangerous collision course. They attempted to contact it via radio, but received no response. Therefore, in order to attract attention, they had to fire flares and give audible signals" Despite the measures taken, the vessel continued its dangerous approach. After the distance had been reduced to 150 meters, the frigate commander decided to fire a preemptive shot at the vessel's course using small arms, as a result of which the yacht immediately changed its course and continued to move away from the Russian military ship.
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Oh god. Don’t show this to the Muricans.
An English cheese category is coming to the site over the next few weeks. We're after your suggestions, which cheeses do you love, and what would you like to see listed? Tell us in the comments. 👇 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 MadeInEngland.com
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Twitter synchronicity 😂😂 @S4ndm4nV2
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Christ. I now wish I had to verify my age to be on Twitter.
Oh christ she's still at it
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“What’s my approval rating?” - It’s bad Mr Prime Minister. It’s -43. It’s…it’s in the mud. “Could it get lower?” - I mean anything COULD happen but realistically- “Kill the ponies.” - Wha- “The ponies. The cute little ponies. Kill them.” - Sir, they’re endangered “Fuck ‘em. Make the call.”
Exclusive from @oliver_wright Dartmoor ponies could be subject to mass culling to reduce the impact on biodiversity after a controversial ruling by the government’s environmental quango Natural England has demanded that all livestock grazing on the moor is reduced by about 75 per cent to protect other habitats, plants and species The move looks set to result in the culling of up to nine in ten of the semi-wild ponies as farmers prioritise their own cattle and sheep to remain within Natural England’s limit to minimise the impact on their own livelihoods Natural England argued that the move was necessary to protect the diversity of Dartmoor, which is a designated site of special scientific interest However, the plan goes against a government commissioned review into the future of Dartmoor, published two years ago, which concluded that Natural England “should not take actions likely to result in a reduction in pony numbers”, adding they were “invaluable for conservation grazing” The move has led to claims that the quango is acting as judge, jury and executioner of the ponies — a species which is itself seen as endangered Dartmoor ponies could be put to death under biodiversity plans thetimes.com/article/ba529f3…
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🚨 BREAKING: A Russian frigate has reportedly fired warning shots at a British yacht in the English Channel [@SamCoatesSky]
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Every time I see a man on here angry that under 16s won't legally be allowed to access social media, I wonder why it's so important to him that children should be allowed in adult spaces.
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Would 💯 have mentioned that girl in the attic in Holland to the Gestapo.
So you aren’t worried about the kids, you’re just worried you’ll be questioned regarding what you want to see on the internet?
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Just eaten an extra mature cheddar, red onion and salad cream sandwich. My face is sweating. Lovely.
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Spain - If I wanted to watch someone struggling to score for 90 minutes, I'd go to the pub with my ginger mate. #WorldCup
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Round the back of the court. 9mm to swede. I’ll do it and go home and sleep
Adoptive dad and teacher found guilty after he murdered and sexually abused 13 month old boy him and his boyfriend adopted. Jamie Varley aged 37 a teacher has been found guilty of murdering and sexually abusing 13 month old Preston Davey while his boyfriend John McGowan Fazakerley aged 32 was convicted of causing or allowing the death cruelty and sexual assault. The couple were adopting the boy together in Blackpool but subjected him to sexual ill treatment and abuse over nearly four months leading to his death on July 27th 2023 from suffocation and sexual assault. Varley who took naked pictures of the child and filmed him in distress was convicted of murder assault by penetration 14 counts of making indecent images and other charges while McGowan Fazakerley faces a lengthy jail term. Preston had suffered prior injuries including a broken elbow from rough handling a seizure and bruising before the fatal incident where Varley suffocated him possibly twice while alone with the boy. The boys biological mother Sarah Davey aged 42 is a notorious murderer who killed an elderly woman as a teenager in 1998 and Preston was taken from her care shortly after birth. Sentencing has been adjourned until Thursday with the judge noting the horrific nature of the crimes against the vulnerable child in the care of the gay adoptive dads. This poor child never stood a chance did he...
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The beautiful game 🇨🇻 #spavcpv #worldcup
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Caught this one watching PawPatrol after curfew Sarge
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Put it down.

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Teacher guilty of sexual abuse and murder of 13-month-old baby boy he adopted with his partner bbc.in/4uCuOs4
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Up the 🇨🇻
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Then gets a private jet to Washington
Tyson Fury continues to remain humble by refusing to pay for name-brand food products and instead opting for cheap supermarket brand alternatives, despite being worth $150 million 👏
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A ban on social media for under-16s is the right step to protect young people and one I’ve called for. But bans only treat the symptom, not the problem. Social media companies need to re-imagine their platforms so they can offer a safe and healthy environment for all users, where restricting access wouldn’t be necessary. There’s nothing inevitable about algorithms which feed us a diet of dangerous content. Londoners deserve platforms which prioritise people, not just profit.
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