Burnt out millennial

Joined April 2011
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Selection matters.
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I could use this stretch
what did bro do to make them this mad??😭
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Your prayers are cursed
Today I met with the Holy Father Pope Francis. I am grateful for his invitation to meet, and I pray for his good health. Happy Easter!
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Yay!
Sandwich is back! Saturday 10/19 at @UnionHallNY New jokes between working bits - sandwich! - by the best comics! Host: @jessjesssalomon @GastorAlmonte Sets: @noredavis @jilbertos @natyourcolor 🎟️: bit.ly/3YpbPUL Our favorite audience member wins a sandwich!
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I once got a tweet that got 100 likes and I’ve been chasing that high ever since
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RT @_laserpipe: Wepaaaaa! Purple Park Comedy πŸ›ΈπŸ‘πŸΌ @jilbertos
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There’s only one women for the job
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Kamala after hearing Biden has Covid.

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Heheh
Truly one of my favorite clips from the pod ever with @jilbertos
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Stormy Daniel’s really earned her β€œstar” job title, today.
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Reading the guilty counts
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Pressing the downward arrow in the elevator
what is bro training for 😭😭
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I hope he’s not alone.
28 May 2024
Another billionaire is planning a trip to the wreckage of the Titanic with a $20 million sub to prove it’s safe, nearly a year after OceanGate implosion.
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Feeling grateful for having a job, while not wanting one.
23 May 2024
EMPLOYED PEOPLE ONLY!!! What’s the hardest part of ur job?
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Migrants β€œdoing the job no one wants to do”
Quiz time Can you explain what’s happening here? x.com/tradingMaxiSL/status/1…
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This is the American school system
teaching babies how to swim
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Me using that β€œfree companion ticket”
9 May 2024
Southwest passengers baffled after woman climbs into overhead bin for nap trib.al/c7WYGXQ
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Imagine chipping a tooth eating a piece of fresh baked bread
Making bread using heated pebbles, similar to how Sangak, Persian pebble bread is made x.com/tradingMaxiSL/status/1…
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That’s me too.. before I swallow
2 May 2024
Arowana fish are a mouthbrooder species: the male carries his young in his mouth to protect them. [πŸ“Ή wolff4you] x.com/i/status/1785527819126…
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