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Jilberto πŸ™πŸΌπŸ¦‹πŸ‘‹πŸΌ @jilbertos

Burnt out millennial

Joined April 2011
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  • Followers 289
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Selection matters.
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I could use this stretch
kira πŸ‘Ύ
@kirawontmiss
29 May 2025
what did bro do to make them this mad??😭
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Your prayers are cursed
Vice President JD Vance
@VP
20 Apr 2025
Today I met with the Holy Father Pope Francis. I am grateful for his invitation to meet, and I pray for his good health. Happy Easter!
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Yay!
Gastor Almonte@GastorAlmonte
15 Oct 2024
Sandwich is back! Saturday 10/19 at @UnionHallNY New jokes between working bits - sandwich! - by the best comics! Host: @jessjesssalomon @GastorAlmonte Sets: @noredavis @jilbertos @natyourcolor 🎟️: bit.ly/3YpbPUL Our favorite audience member wins a sandwich!
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I once got a tweet that got 100 likes and I’ve been chasing that high ever since
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RT @_laserpipe: Wepaaaaa! Purple Park Comedy πŸ›ΈπŸ‘πŸΌ @jilbertos
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There’s only one women for the job
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Kamala after hearing Biden has Covid.

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Jilberto πŸ™πŸΌπŸ¦‹πŸ‘‹πŸΌ retweeted
New York Comedy Club@nycomedyclub
6 Jun 2024
Replying to @Neko_white93 @ejkerrigan @wachelrilliams @UsamaStandsUp @ImDaveTemple @MariaHeinegg
πŸ”₯ @RoastBattle_NYC ft. @ericaskercomedy, @MekaSocial, @jilbertos, Michael Green, Malia Simon at 10:30p at MIDTOWN Get tix‡️ newyorkcomedyclub.com/events…

Roast Battle NYC Ft: Eric Asker, Meka Mo, Jilberto Soto, Michael Green, Malia Simon - June 6th...

Two comedians enter, one leaves hilariously humiliated! Don't miss this wildly popular NYCC staple.Michael Green VS Diego MataJilberto Soto vs Meka MoMain Event : Eric Asker VS Malia SimonJudges :...

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Heheh
Tyler Mead@tylerhmead
5 Jun 2024
Truly one of my favorite clips from the pod ever with @jilbertos
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Stormy Daniel’s really earned her β€œstar” job title, today.
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Reading the guilty counts
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Pressing the downward arrow in the elevator
demar🐊@Demarswrld
29 May 2024
what is bro training for 😭😭
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I hope he’s not alone.
Pop Base
@PopBase
28 May 2024
Another billionaire is planning a trip to the wreckage of the Titanic with a $20 million sub to prove it’s safe, nearly a year after OceanGate implosion.
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Feeling grateful for having a job, while not wanting one.
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@Whotfismick
23 May 2024
EMPLOYED PEOPLE ONLY!!! What’s the hardest part of ur job?
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Migrants β€œdoing the job no one wants to do”
Science girl
@sciencegirl
21 May 2024
Quiz time Can you explain what’s happening here? x.com/tradingMaxiSL/status/1…
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The molly hit
David Archuleta
@DavidArchie
20 May 2024
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This is the American school system
Learn Something
@cooltechtipz
11 May 2024
teaching babies how to swim

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Me using that β€œfree companion ticket”
New York Post
@nypost
9 May 2024
Southwest passengers baffled after woman climbs into overhead bin for nap trib.al/c7WYGXQ
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Imagine chipping a tooth eating a piece of fresh baked bread
Science girl
@sciencegirl
8 May 2024
Making bread using heated pebbles, similar to how Sangak, Persian pebble bread is made x.com/tradingMaxiSL/status/1…
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That’s me too.. before I swallow
Massimo
@Rainmaker1973
2 May 2024
Arowana fish are a mouthbrooder species: the male carries his young in his mouth to protect them. [πŸ“Ή wolff4you] x.com/i/status/1785527819126…
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