DGA Member | Horror Screenwriter #PreWGA | Part-time Hobbit. Work on TV & Films. Comment on horror films, politics, White Sox baseball. Insta: @klemkej

Joined January 2014
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6 Jan 2025
I've been having a better time on Blue Sky, than on this hell site so I haven't been checking in. However, it seemed important to note that four years ago a deranged maniac tried to overthrow the government & we just re-elected him president, instead of putting him in jail.
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16 Oct 2024
I hate that I feel like I have to say this since I try to keep my Twitter fairly un-political but all of you should register and go vote. I don't care what state you're in, how unlikely it is to flip, or how much you personally dislike the candidate. Just go vote.
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20 Aug 2024
Biden embraced his daughter after her speech introducing him. Trump ignored his.

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The. Political. Version. Of. Fat. Elvis.
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1 Aug 2024
Can someone in the press please just ask Donald Trump if he thinks Hannibal Lecter is or was a real person? I am dying to know this.
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The Puddiest Pud in the history of Puds. 😂 He should seriously fire his campaign manager for allowing him to do this and get emasculated in such an embarrassing manner.
31 Jul 2024
Trump: I did not know she was Black until a number of years ago, when she happened to turn Black, and now she wants to be known as Black. Is she Indian or is she Black?
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15 Jul 2024
I’m not at all mad at the pick, mostly just the circumstances that caused it. We all know the Sox can’t develop bats and while it’s nice that Getz seems to realize this it would also be nice if he fixed that problem so we could reliably draft position players. Welcome Hagen!
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11 Jul 2024
Taron Eggerton - Ocean John David Washington - Rusty Nicholas Hoult - Linus Harrison Ford - Saul Richard Madden - Basher Jon Bernthal - Frank Daniel Kaluyya & Lakeith Stanfield -Malloys Kumail Nanjiani - Livingston Laurence Fishburne - Reuben Daniel Radcliffe - Yen
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10 Jul 2024
The *only* selling point on this guys was “hey, he can eat innings.” If he can’t do that then wtf are we even doing here. Cut him
Mike Clevinger threw 61 pitches in 2.2 innings during his rehab start last night. Pedro Grifol said Sox will find out how he’s feeling and recovering. If he’s healthy, possibility he could be built back up on the fly, with him making shorter starts in big league rotation.
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9 Jul 2024
This guy clearly has not seen this trailer for the original which I distinctly remember: youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-MlozH…
How did Ridley Scott: A) Sign off on the wildly anachronistic song choice for this Gladiator 2 trailer? and B) Allow Academy Award-winning actor Denzel Washington to do a NY accent in a movie set in Ancient Rome? youtube.com/watch?v=mFSH9lRp…
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3 Jul 2024
Genuinely one of the most creative “magic duels” in the last 20 years of cinema. I was always deeply disappointed in the Harry Potter films for making duels into little more than ray-gun fights with different colors whizzing about. So much unused potential
30 Jun 2024
Mind you, Sam Raimi literally did THIS a year later.
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2 Jul 2024
The political press seems dug in. The trade-off they seem to want is, ‘Give us a brokered convention—or at least another nominee so we can cover the chaos or we’re going to ignore the Republican effort to end democracy all the way through November. Your choice.’
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29 Jun 2024
The type of thing you resort to when you realize attendance doesn’t win championships
At Wrigley North, we make our own troughs. 🤷‍♂️😂
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27 Jun 2024
It’s so sad to see this. When the Sox give fans a reason to turn out (even for a rad jersey) they will. They’re capable of being the best fans in baseball if they could have more than one year of sustained success.
27 Jun 2024
BIG ASS CROWD #WhiteSox
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26 Jun 2024
The latest episode of this is about MALICIOUS, a 1995 film that stars Molly Ringwald and involves baseball. Trust me WST, this movie and podcast is a better combo than watching the #WhiteSox lose to the Dodgers tonight. Especially given how horny y’all are.
26 Jun 2024
It’s been a minute since I tried to encourage you all to listen to my SO’s podcast. It’s the @ETCPod and is a comedy review show about erotic thrillers ranging from Basic Instinct to trash like Meridian: Kiss of the Beast. It’s super funny, so check it out open.spotify.com/show/1jLvZf…
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John Carpenter seeing the reception to 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 in 1982
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It’s been a minute since I tried to encourage you all to listen to my SO’s podcast. It’s the @ETCPod and is a comedy review show about erotic thrillers ranging from Basic Instinct to trash like Meridian: Kiss of the Beast. It’s super funny, so check it out open.spotify.com/show/1jLvZf…
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This week on the #EroticThrillerClub we’ve got MALICIOUS (1995) starring @MollyRingwald and Patrick McGaw. So if you like baseball, boats, and you know who Mark McGwire is, then join us in asking were you aroused, were you thrilled, and would you ruin your life for these two?
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I get that the cubs are ungood but can yall stop acting like this team is on a path for historical ineptitude. Let us Sox fans have our moment please.
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24 Jun 2024

ALT Im In Danger GIF

Ohtani has 16 home runs in 35 career games against the White Sox.
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