Bullshit. Congratulations to the NY Knicks!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I, too, authorize the opening of the strait

“We have the best algae. The greenest algae. People are saying they’ve never seen algae this beautiful. Lake Michigan? Sad. Hudson River? Weak. Potomac? Total disaster. But our pool? World-class algae. Everybody agrees. MAKE ALGAE GREAT AGAIN!”

Jimmy Kimmel sends birthday wishes to Donald Trump: “Happy 80th Donald! A pal is a wonderful thing. Happy Birthday and may every day be another wonderful secret.”

Mr. President—I’ve never said thank you before . . . But now I will . . . Thanks for staying away from Games 1, 2, 4 and 5! You should get an NBA Peace Prize!

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This is because of you. I am deeply humbled. I will not let you down.

Bullshit and looking forward to a shitload of lawsuits.

Reporter: Are you concerned, Mr. President, about the latest inflation number which came out this morning? Trump: No, I love it. I love the inflation.

I first met @davidjollyfl when we served together in Congress. We were part of a small bipartisan group of Floridians who met regularly to talk about how we could work together for our state. That mattered then, and it matters even more now. What I came to know about David is simple: he is a good human being. That should matter in leadership. Decency, honesty, and care for others are not Democratic traits or Republican traits. They are human traits. And that is the kind of leader I believe Florida needs.

I’m honored to join @davidjollyfl as his choice for Lieutenant Governor. Florida is facing serious challenges, from affordability and education to corruption and division in Tallahassee. But I believe our state’s best days are still ahead. David and I served together in Congress, and I know his heart, his character, and his commitment to the people of Florida. This campaign is about restoring responsible, balanced leadership and serving every Floridian, regardless of party. I’m proud to stand with David as part of the Jolly-Graham ticket.

Platner is a far better US Senate candidate than Paxton.

🚨BREAKING: TRUMP JUST HAD HIS WORST MELTDOWN EVER. Trump completely unravels when Kristen Welker challenged him on his California election claims. Instead of providing evidence, he called her "crooked" and "stupid," attacked the press, and abruptly WALKS OUT in the middle of the interview. She did what every journalist should do every time Trump spews his unfounded bullsh*t. Thank you, Kristen.

Trump has a meltdown and ends the interview Welker: Just to be very clear, there's no evidence of what you're saying. Trump: There’s a lot of evidence. There’s tremendous evidence. There’s nothing but evidence. The election was rigged. And it’s happening again in California. They’re cheating. Welker: Do you have evidence? Trump: All I have to do is look. Welker: That’s not evidence. The local officials acknowledge they are slow Trump: They’re crooked. Just like you’re crooked. You’re either crooked or stupid.

You support a man for president who is a convicted felon, twice impeached in Congress, and found liable for sexual abuse by a jury of his peers. But do go on…

Wake up babe, the Vatican is making better launch videos than tech startups

Fuck @Paramountco