Joined January 2012
7,482 Photos and videos
Pinned Tweet
21 Oct 2021
Hug your pups, y'all. They're gone way too fast.
1
6
105
Welp.
13
dave retweeted
79
629
7,491
171,061
43
2,098
44,173
417,287
I need the Astros to call Salazar back up to start tomorrow.
Hunter Brown on starting opposite Framber Valdez tomorrow:
1
1
4
491
This Storm chaser and photographer captured one of the most beautiful supercell skies youโ€™ll ever see over the small town of Lorenzo, Nebraska.

141
1,550
12,683
289,705
Jun 14
I may have accidently found the best tasting rib rub combo to ever exist. I didn't have enough of either Salt Lick or Hardcore Carnivore Red, so I mixed them and then added a little Meat Church Blanco. Holy shit the flavor is outstanding and I was just trying to get rid of stuff
3
41
Jun 14
These fights are all going to happen in temps > 86degF. Yikes
BEFORE THE ROAR ๐Ÿ‘€
1
1
172
dave retweeted
Ben McDonald with a great story on failing on the biggest stage and bouncing back. โ€œI never failed at anything in my lifeโ€ฆโ€ Then came the College World Series, a walk-off, an opposing coach talking trash and a punch in the gut he needed.
37
385
4,287
952,647
Jun 14
Nothing says, "I don't believe in the female orgasm." quite like bringing a girl to Golden Corral.
Jun 14
I just had an out of body experience
5
310
dave retweeted
Hunter Brown will return Tuesday night vs the Tigers, per @Chandler_Rome Itโ€™ll be Hunter Brown vs Framber Valdez ๐Ÿฟ
16
79
1,593
35,703
Jun 14
Dear Europeans in the US for the World Cup, We are pleased that you're enjoying yourselves and discovering some of the awesome things the US has to offer in both culture and experience. Please keep in mind, however:

ALT Donaldtrump Youhavetogoback GIF

1
3
66
Jun 14
The replies she's made to comments perfectly illustrate why she's in this position.
I am 52 years old. I have been working since I was 15 years old. I have no savings, no retirement, and will never own a home before I die. And there is now a trillionaire.
2
36
dave retweeted
Did he stab someone ?
Far-right activist Tommy Robinson detained under terrorism legislation ft.trib.al/74FBIzF
1,523
6,487
64,370
2,742,495
Jun 13
FWIW, this charge isn't going to hold up, most likely. Since it's the only charge he's got, it means that the weapon was "in plain view". I'd bet it was under a seat and a bit was poking out. (BTW don't keep guns under your seat that's stupid.) The DA would be nuts to actually try to prosecute.
James Harden was reportedly arrested and charged with the โ€œunlawful carrying of weapons,โ€ according to TMZ tmz.com/2026/06/13/james-harโ€ฆ
1
49
Jun 13
If you're still arguing against roboump you're a tool.
Umpire: Dan Iassogna Final: Cardinals 8, Twins 9 #STLCards // #NoPlaceLikeHERE #STLvsMIN // #MINvsSTL More stats for this ump ๐Ÿ‘‡ umpscorecards.com/data/singlโ€ฆ
21
Jun 13
FYI, tshirts available in the gift shop
Jun 13
Dear communists, Your momma. JG
1
35
dave retweeted
Jun 12
get those guys some Irn Bru, stat
9
51
1,629
168,244
Jun 13
Narrator: They fucked it up.
If they fuck this upโ€ฆ.
1
60
Jun 13
Notice: any further posts today are fueled by bourbon and do not count
4
75