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We’re successfully setting the frame over Gavin Newsom’s “empire of fraud.” And our bombshell report this week was only the beginning. We have an entire team of reporters digging into California corruption—and it’s everywhere.

My zoomer girlfriend is forcing me to wear a red flannel shirt all day and eat avocado toast and grow an ironic ill fitting beard style, she calls me a "millennial piggy" and when I complain she says "oh that's so sad why don't you listen to some sad music on your turntable record player then". She throws bottles of craft beer at me and laughs

“My generation is loving [the chaos] bc they want their lives to be like a movie. They don’t care what the plot line is, they just want constant drama. It’ll be too late when they discover that it’s at the cost of everything they love.” ~My youngest son about his own generation

I think its hilarious Will Stancil got kicked out of the protest movement for thinking the protesters are good guys who shouldn't be ashamed of what they're doing while the rest of the protesters know that very much isn't true. All of this over Will being proud of their work and wanting to show it off. Amazing.

🚨BREAKING🚨 Zohran Mamdani will FORCE all New Yorkers to check resistors' resistance values exclusively by reading their color codes Your thoughts on this?

You guys, these Armenians are wild. I’ve been tracking down the hyenas that screamed at me yesterday. They all own multiple businesses, houses (that they transfer yearly between family members) it’s a gargantuan rabbit hole but it definitely circles around Medicare.

My daughter Hannah was killed when speared by a guardrail. I get guardrails fixed so YOU don't lose a child to a defective guardrail too!

every single foreign migrant group in America has formed an ethnic cartel involved in some kind of fraud, scam, abuse, crime. Total Remigration, 150 million mass deportations.

the ick was invented by undersocialized women who are mad at god for making them sexually fixated on fictional characters and gay dudes. The female equivalent of guys who jerk it to hentai, you owe them nothing

Introducing ClownBot: you cannot prompt it, you cannot influence it, chaotic evil alignment, reverse-killswitch (if you shut it down it detonates a bomb in your home) The only way to appease it temporarily is to set it up for someone else

If we actually taught raw, unfiltered history in schools...the blood-soaked, soul-crushing truth instead of this sanitized, revisionist horseshit...the Left would lose half its recruiting pool overnight. Teach kids what the Bolsheviks actually did: a fanatical minority of intellectuals and agitators, drunk on Marxist poison, overthrew a crumbling regime in 1917 promising “peace, land, and bread.” What they delivered was the Red Terror...Cheka death squads executing 100,000–250,000 without trial, shooting priests in the street, drowning officers tied to planks, starving entire villages into submission. Teach the psychology: how Lenin’s “vanguard” justified any atrocity as “historically necessary,” how useful idiots in the West swooned over the “workers’ paradise” while millions were worked to death in the first Gulag camps. Then show how that same Bolshevik machine birthed Stalin’s Holodomor...engineered famine in Ukraine that starved 4–6 million while grain was exported. Mao’s Great Leap Forward that killed 30–45 million in the name of “equality.” Pol Pot’s killing fields where wearing glasses got you executed. Every single time. Teach the visceral pattern: utopian promises always slide into mass graves because power concentrates, resentment is weaponized, and humanity breaks under ideology. Teach that the road to hell is paved with moral grandstanding and envy dressed as justice. But no. Instead we get 1619 Project fanfiction, endless white guilt seminars, and lessons that paint America as uniquely evil while glossing over the fact that every civilization had slavery, conquest, and brutality...ours just happened to end it while others still practice it today. We don’t teach the why of human nature: tribalism, the will to power, how demagogues exploit the eternal human weakness for free shit and revenge fantasies. So when some blue-haired activist screams “eat the rich” or “defund the police” or “from the river to the sea,” millions of historically illiterate kids nod along because they’ve never seen what those slogans actually produce when tried in the real world. They’ve never smelled the mass graves. If we taught real history...ferocious, ugly, precise../they’d recognize the Bolshevik playbook being dusted off and run again right in front of them. Instead, we raise generations of useful idiots who think they’re on the right side of history while marching straight into the same fucking slaughterhouse their grandparents escaped. The Left needs historical amnesia to survive. That’s why they fight so hard to control the curriculum. Wake the fuck up. Teach the truth, blood, horrors and all, or watch the cycle repeat with fresh corpses. Fuck this revisionist, sanitized, soft bullshit. We are raising a nation of fucking pussies and useful idiots. 💀🔪

These people do not process that this man woke up and intentionally dressed like a militia movie character and intentionally armed himself and intentionally went to a federal operation and intentionally interfered with it and intentionally resisted arrest and intentionally pulled his gun. Leftists cannot comprehend agency and therefore believe instead that he literally spawned on the sidewalk and through a series of fascist coincidences he was executed for exercising his constitutional right to do whatever he wants without consequences

I drove 500 miles to Los Angeles to rescue a German Shepherd who was red listed for euthanasia. The shelter told me he was adoptable. They approved it. They walked the dog out to me. I was filming. We were about to load him into the van. Then I was stopped. They pulled me aside and said “there was a mistake.” A clerical error. Someone entered his behavioral score wrong in the system, which is why he was ever listed as adoptable in the first place. Once they realized their mistake, they reversed the adoption. And now, because they corrected their paperwork, they’re going to kill him anyway. I work with difficult dogs all the time. This dog is not aggressive. He’s terrified, stressed, and stuck in a concrete nightmare. Call Sergeant Vega at 562-658-2085 and ask why dog A5745484 is being euthanized because of a data entry error. This is what “process over life” looks like. This is what bureaucracy does when no one pushes back.

🚨 Here is the full 42 minutes of my crew and I exposing Minnesota fraud, this might be my most important work yet. We uncovered over $110,000,000 in ONE day. Like it and share it around like wildfire! Its time to hold these corrupt politicians and fraudsters accountable We ALL work way too hard and pay too much in taxes for this to be happening, the fraud must be stopped.

In 2030 there will be no more jobs left and the only way to get rich will be winning a Mr Beast challenge

Professional republicans sell defeat to the highest bidder.

you raise a legitimate point and I too am curious how my mental models of the world and Don't Die might evolve

How does importing ancient tribal blood feuds from halfway across the world into our country benefit the American people? For many Republicans, mass immigration — no matter from where — is “good” so long as it’s legal. Braindead thinking.

I got rejected by 144 investors before raising $150M for my $200M rev/year startup. After 144 rejections, I started questioning our approach. Were we solving the right problem? What were we doing wrong? Why weren’t investors seeing what we were seeing? Were we the right team to build this? We tried everything: different pitch angles, new deck structures, and reframing the problem. Then came the 145th meeting, where we closed our first growth round. That yes made everything worth it. But getting there took years of mistakes and hard work. We went through a lot of trial and error just to figure out what resonates with investors. We tried dozens of approaches to figure out what made investors engage. Some landed, most didn't. But each iteration taught us something about what builds conviction versus what just sounds good on paper. And once we cracked that code, our Series C closed faster than expected. And today, I see so many founders in the exact same position I was in 10 years ago: grinding through rejections, questioning everything, and trying to figure out what works. So today I want to give you the resource I wish I had back then: Something that shows you exactly how to structure these conversations and navigate the entire process (because the fundraising cycle can be a big distraction and take a toll on you as a founder). So I've partnered with Notion's Startups Team to create the essential fundraising resource that helps you avoid the mistakes that cost me years. Here's what you are getting: • The actual decks I used to raise $150M for Super[.]com (Series B, C) • 50 real examples from funded startups like Eleven Labs and Artisan AI • A searchable database of 10,000 investors - angels, VCs, and accelerators you can reach out to immediately (this alone would take months to build manually) • An AI-powered fundraising agent built into Notion with step-by-step prompts (no separate ChatGPT needed) Want access? • Like and share this post • Comment "FUNDRAISE" • Follow me so I can DM you the link I'll send it over ASAP. P.S.: If you are serious about fundraising (now or in the future), you should grab it right away.

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