My politics are whatever this is.

Europeans aren’t having children because they can't afford to support them. Muslims have children because Europeans support them.

Good Evening Congressman. Long-time fan of yours. Thank you for the numerous invitations to attend your fundraisers that we received on: June 5, June 4, June 3, June 1 and June 1 (again), May 29, May 26, May 11 and May 6. We disagree with your statement below and we will just have to agree to disagree. What we don't understand is if you don't like our industry - why do you keep asking us for money?

Some cultures are better than others

These are the only people I want allowed into America for then next 100 years

Japan is our only true ally in this world.

If billionaires and trillionaires suddenly disappeared overnight, everything would get worse for me. If everyone on SNAP disappeared, everything would get better.

It’s not Mark’s fault. Be kind. A tick just acts, it doesn’t know it’s a parasite. It lacks sufficient faculties to do so.

Alex Soros is interesting because he’s a billionaire heir who dedicates his life to making cities less safe. He’s like a Reverse Batman.

winning hearts and minds in the municipal facebook group by arguing we shouldn't ruin nice views to stop suicides

I’ll take the trillionaire creating thousands of millionaires over the millionaires creating trillions in debt.

🚨 🚨 BRAKING 🚨 🚨 Today we wish a happy 80th birthday to President Trump. Here are 9 FACTS that the mainstream media won’t admit 1. He invented commercial real estate 2. He’s defeated inflation 3. He’s defeated Iran 4. 3 successful marriages, 5 kids, 21 grandkids 5. He’s deported more illegal immigrants in 18 months than all other presidents combined 6. I got gas for less than $1 a gallon today and was paying 10X that under Biden 7. He is the most devout Christian president in history 8. No president has read or loved the Bible like him. He even made his own 9. He’s now the oldest president in history Thank you, sir. Our greatest president, Benjamin Franklin, is looking down at you and smiling

If AI is as important as the US ban on Anthropic implies, then nothing is more important than Grok becoming the top model. It's Elon alone as the chance to save civilization.

Abe Lincoln would never have stood for Americans fighting each other.

Elizabeth Warren, Bernie Sanders, and the rest aren’t dumb enough to actually think Elon Musk has a trillion dollars in cash waiting to be taxed. They just think their followers are dumb enough to think that. And they are.

US national debt: $38.5 trillion (January 2026). Interest paid on that debt this year: about $1 trillion. Defense spending this year: about $893 billion. I am a Japanese reader and I want to make sure I am reading this right. You now pay your past more than you pay to defend your future? Is that really the plan, or did nobody notice?

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The richest guy on Earth SHOULD be the guy making cutting edge cars and rockets instead of dudes who sell purses and perfumes or dudes who run investment firms or dudes who made Facebook.

Elon should buy Canada and gift it to the U.S. for its 250th birthday

If the federal government took 100% of Elon’s wealth, it would only fund the government for 52 days. Then it’s gone, and there’s nothing left to take. The problem isn’t trillionaires.