We have this, but kids cancer research was deemed wasteful spending.

“Michelle Obama is a man” shouted on the White House lawn in a ring sponsored by Bud Light only available on Larry Ellison’s Paramount Plus. What a way to celebrate America 250 and the twilight of liberal democracy.

UFC fighter Bryce Mitchell criticizes Trump's White House UFC fight: Our government is desecrating its role in society by hosting sporting events. Our tax dollars and resources are funding this operation. The government is supposed to protect us, not entertain us.

"The UFC event captures something about this moment in our history. After all, it’s vulgar, it’s violent, it’s commercial, it’s grandiose, it’s tacky, and it dishonors a place once thought worthy of care and respect. In other words, it’s Donald Trump." open.substack.com/pub/thebul…

In the pub before 5, swearing on bbc news, calling out infantino, wearing a shirt and yet debasing your nation… proper football fan that

I know comparing modern society to Idiocracy is really played out but man

BBC: “What advice did David Hockney give to you?” BBC Guest: “Enjoy life and fuck everyone.”

Wait is this whole thing happening in front of a fake facade of the White House right in front of the real White House

People can’t afford health insurance, inflation is through the roof, gas prices are soaring and immigrant children are locked in prison camps, but sure let’s do motorcycle flips on the lawn of the WH to celebrate an egotistical president‘s birthday.

Is this real…are they seriously doing this shit at the White House right now?

I still am struggling to wrap my head around the fact this is actually happening… Don’t care what your political views are, EVERYONE should be absolutely embarrassed & ashamed that this is happening at the Lincoln Memorial & White House. What a joke.

Rest in peace to Gene Shalit, a man whose Kermit the Frog interview went absolutely off the rails in 1984. Nobody has interviewed a Muppet like this since.

Beyond parody.

Didn't y'all get mad at Michelle Obama for having a vegetable garden

Curtis Sliwa goes off on James Dolan for the stunt he pulled yesterday related to the Knicks watch party at MSG: “Before the Knicks championship run against the San Antonio Spurs, the most hated, loathed person in New York was Jimmy Dolan. People hate him, and now everybody is lifting him up and saying, “This guy, he's a party guy. He wants us to party to the break of dawn and celebrate the Knicks.” And so he threw water on Police Commissioner Jessica Tisch. But especially Zoran Mamdani yesterday, when he canceled the viewing party. And he blamed the police commissioner and the mayor, and then said, “Hey, Mr. Mayor, you're not a real Knicks fan. I wanted everyone to party. I wanted everyone to enjoy this. You're the party pooper.” Jimmy Dolan, I'm coming after you now for sure. I'll have the mayor on my side to make you pay your property taxes. $48 million a year. I think, finally, the mayor may say, “Yeah, let's tax that rich guy who blasphemed me.””

“It’s time to wake the fuck up” Neil deGrasse Tyson: “Half of my fellow graduate students when I was getting my PhD were foreign nationals. Do you realize one third of all the Nobel Prizes in sciences won by Americans were won by immigrants to America? If you’re gonna trail the world in practically everything, including your economy, it’s time to wake the fuck up”

If Obama did this he would be impeached

Lmao thought they canceled Bud Light

Turning Point sent seven buses with 350 people to the Capitol on January 6.

Orange Cassidy tore apart his Denim Jeans to get a massive pop in Cincinnati right in front of Andrade, LMAOOOOO. THAT'S GIMMICK INFRINGEMENT. 😭