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You caught me! I did it. I created photosynthesis just to mess with MAGA and the reflecting pool.
It appears very evident that the reflection pool has been sabotaged. The left is evil.
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There's a quote from RTD where he expressed that he's still baffled Moffat gave the idea of the angels over to doctor who rather than taking it to Hollywood and being set for life from the franchise rights
Yknow according to IMDb the only Doctor Who episode in the entire show that’s a 9.8/10 or higher is Blink?
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Rules are
No sleeping
Close your eyes too long, I go back 15 minutes
If you don’t seem focused enough I go back 5 minutes
Talk too much I restart
No electronics
I pause when you use the bathroom and if you take too long I go back 15 minutes
I’m not playing with these niggas😹
Stupid ass cousin thought it was funny to make a hitler joke now im forcing him to watch a 3 hour documentary to show him why that shit ain’t funny
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entity attempting to form and shape some warped, hostile creature out of it’s limited understanding of our physical plane, specifically to hunt down and kill me. just gonna bait it into passing through a faerie circle like i did the other 12. that freak is the fae’s problem now
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the kind of edgy jokes the woke media is too afraid to make these days
Rainn Wilson says "The Office" probably wouldn’t be made today, telling Fox News Digital that media trends have shifted left and that cancel culture makes it difficult for edgy comedies to thrive.
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MAGA has figured out how to save money in welfare:
Replace the average $188 per person per month in SNAP benefits with an average $800 per person per month in MREs.
If MREs are good enough for our troops, why not for welfare?
What if EBT was replaced with monthly MRE deliveries,
8 cases per person. No misuse. No luxury. Just food.
Needs met. Problem solved!
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No solo te lo puedo llamar yo. Te lo podrá llamar todo el país gracias a mí y a mí abogado @tejado_vac
POR CIERTO ! YA NO ME LLAMAS NEONAZI? AHORA SOLO SOY ULTRADERECHISTA? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 MENUDO CAGÓN
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he drew that caine a lil too well to not be a fan there was passion put into that
"i was forced to pirate the gay movie" we all remember the comic bro just admit you're into it
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For the past 20 years, Iran has been THE major project for Israelis.
Military, intelligence, academia, all rallied to the Cause. High schools offered Persian classes. Fantasy authors got stipends for writing novels about based Zoroastrianism.
It's Israel's failure.
Almost exactly one year after Israel launched war on Iran in the middle of negotiations, Netanyahu now presides over the worst strategic failure in a war he and the US started, following the worst national security failure in a war Hamas started on October 7
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enough time has passed that i can safely say when this went viral people made it an alcohol vs non-alcohol thing. it's time for me to speak my truth. it had vodka in it
ordered a melon soda float when everyone else got a beer and i feel like that dog with the propellor hat and big lollipop
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Defeatism so strong that he can't bring himself to call it an Iran W. Has to call it a Trump L.
True Lebanese.
In my books, with total objectivity, this is a catastrophic failure for the Trump administration.
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Somebody send a leaflet to this Japanese soldier lost in the jungle.
Refuel energy markets. Rest and rearm the military. Develop a plan to support Iranians to cripple the regime. Enforce sanctions with relentless pressure. Don’t get played at the negotiating table. Test Tehran early. Give little. Demand results. Walk away fast. Hit harder.
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Bien, y la Ley Mordaza pa cuando?
🔴 ÚLTIMA HORA | PSOE y Sumar pactan la despenalización de las injurias a la Corona y la ofensa a los sentimientos religiosos social.elpais.com/wqsbg2
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It’s legit what makes talk about Lord of the Flies so annoying
The book is about how the English conception of themselves as these inherently rational masters of nature is bullshit, but that's a context that people basically don't have anymore, so it gets interpreted as a statement about a universal human nature
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starting to see what the French’s whole beef with this place is
They genuinely actually never learned to cook on that god forsaken island
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A lot of things about old dungeons and dragons that people today often fund puzzling, like encumbrance rules and all the randomly lethal traps, make a lot more sense when you recall that the original assumption was that the players were accompanied by NPC subordinates/fodder.
Jun 9
Untold devastation was wrought on D&D play when the left half of the painting with the hirelings doing grunt work was omitted, leaving players with the impression that an expected party only had 5 members. 🙃
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Imagine how disappointed everyone must've felt when the Venera probes finally got there and made them realise that the place was a massive shithole.
"The Soviet Red Banner fluttered on the high rock of Venus"
Illustration from Soviet-Ukrainian sci-fi author's Volodymyr Vladko's novel Argonauts of the Universe
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Brit’s, explaining their food: so, it’s not supposed to taste good at all
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People have to understand that these don’t exist as a food to be enjoyed and savoured. Their function is keep you going through a big Saturday night sesh on the pints
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