Warning. Random thoughts ahead.... and probably a wood joke or two.
Joined March 2016
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I hate hidden fees!!
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23 May 2025
the only flag i salute
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Dean Leong retweeted
26 Apr 2025
whenever someone has a squatty potty in their bathroom its like damn we’ve got real shitters living here
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22 Apr 2025
Fundamentally everyone is a good person!! @ramy
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17 Apr 2025
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3 Apr 2025
tried asking my (chef) uncle for financial advice and this was his response 😭😭 MY STOMACH HURTSSSSDKDJDDDSK
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Dean Leong retweeted
12 Mar 2025
I don't care what anybody says being financially stable eliminates 95% of your stress
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Dean Leong retweeted
2 Mar 2025
Have you ever seen an ocean made out of wood? 🌊
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Dean Leong retweeted
26 Feb 2025
In another lifetime I gave birth to Benny and he hasn’t stopped terrorizing us @mastertelor
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Dean Leong retweeted
19 Feb 2025
Oh so no death cab for ugly? Ugly has to walk?
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Dean Leong retweeted
12 Feb 2025
Whoever did this is a genius.
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11 Feb 2025
Out of context, overhead conversations my wife has had with her parents:
“To be clear they were driving next to you. Not fucking next to you.”
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Dean Leong retweeted
10 Feb 2025
“THE REVOLUTION IS ABOUT TO BE TELEVISED, YOU PICKED THE RIGHT TIME BUT THE WRONG GUY” - Kendrick Lamar
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Dean Leong retweeted
8 Feb 2025
Elon Musk, the richest guy in the world, is going after USAID, which feeds the poorest people in the world.
Next, he’ll go after the programs that impact you: Medicaid, Medicare, community health centers, Pell Grants, affordable housing.
We can stop him.
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