Everybody get on the disco bus.
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Jun 7
“Where’s the Horizon?”
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French cooks act like they’re trying to seduce the food, Chinese cooks act like they’re the last engineer on an overheating spaceship desperately staving off core implosion.
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You will notice how it's never the beautiful bugs that are trying to sneak into your house, the butterflies etc. It's always the ugly. The desperate ones.
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Peder Mørk Mønsted-Winter in Herstedvester with farmers and a horse cart,1924
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16 Jul 2021
sisqo talking about his inspiration for writing the thong song simply one of the best things i’ve ever heard
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Max Walker retweeted
May 6
does anyone have that one video of the lady driving at night and going "la la la la la" before she gets fucking blinded by LED headlights and she starts screaming and then when the car drives off she goes back to going "la la la la la" ive been thinking about this video all day
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Max Walker retweeted
Apr 27
Why WOULDN'T I think that Donnie Darko is a movie artifact that was created as the result of a time war battle that occurred on September 11, 2001?
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I worked at a company that still had stuff like this, the tangible residue of a Golden Age. Typical thing, company started in the 1920s, had a major heyday in the 1950s-1960s when the entire country was booming. Ancient black and white photos of ancient sales meetings featuring crowds of grinning long-dead salesmen in long-demolished hotel ballrooms hung on seldom-traveled carpeted hallways.
The proverbial split-level "corner office" was enormous with its own broad conference table and bathroom the CEO could disappear into mid-meeting like slipping behind a mirror at Versailles. The office was full of rich mid-century modern details like heavy drapes, sharp lines and dark wood paneling.
Padding around the building you would find glassed-in fish-bowl offices and incredible conference rooms complete with built-in bars for serving three martini lunches to grandees with gleaming coifs of Vitalis. I felt like a dirty shepherd wandering the toppled ruins of Rome.
When was the last time you saw a corporate space of any kind that blew you away
Time to take chances again
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this is absolutely the greatest video of all time
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📹 VIDÉO - #Insolite : Pendant la coupe des griffes, une marmotte semble avoir déjà accepté son destin… tandis que l’autre panique à chaque coup de coupe. Une scène aussi drôle que totalement théâtrale.
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Max Walker retweeted
Apr 7
Some pics from the solar arrays being published now. The light on the spacecraft and solar arrays are also entirely from Earthshine
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We see our home planet as a whole, lit up in spectacular blues and browns. A green aurora even lights up the atmosphere. That's us, together, watching as our astronauts make their journey to the Moon.
ALT A full disk image of Earth, as seen from the Orion capsule. The planet is a pale blue, swirling with white clouds and glowing slightly lighter blue in place from reflected light. From about 8 to 9 o'clock, a large brown landmass is Africa, with the Iberian peninsula twinkling with lights just where the planet curves. At the 1 o'clock spot, aurora glow in a thin green glow, just barely separated from the planet's surface. Earth is set against the black of space. Credit: NASA/Reid Weisman
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Good morning, world! 🌎
We have spectacular new high-resolution images of our home planet, all of us looking back through the Orion capsule window at our Artemis II astronauts as they continue their journey to the Moon.
ALT One-third of Earth peeking through the window of the Orion capsule. The planet is a dreamy pale blue, swirling with white clouds and reflected sunlight. Although Earth only fills a fraction of the image it is the brightest object in the image by far. The capsule window is surrounded by a thick frame held in place with bolts, reminiscent of a heavy duty airplane window. It is dark in the capsule, but the outlines of straps and various components of the capsule are visible. Brighter white components are visible in the upper right corner. Credit: NASA/Reid Weisman
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Max Walker retweeted
Mar 23
it's such a perfect planet. You couldn't have asked for a better setup really
Mar 22
Nature’s Heartbeat : Gross Primary Production (GPP) of the biosphere on land throughout the year
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Max Walker retweeted
Mar 22
Michael Pollan quit caffeine for 3 months… and realized his “normal” self was just caffeinated.
First week: “Felt like I contracted ADD. Couldn’t concentrate, couldn’t write, veil between me and reality.”
Month 1: Functional but miserable.
Month 3: “Slept like a teenager… but I was still a mess.”
First cup back:
“Waves of well-being → euphoria → like cocaine for 20 minutes.”
Then: irritability, compulsive cleaning, unsubscribing from 100 listservs, reorganizing sweaters, plotting the next dose.
Classic addict behavior — even he admits it.
Chronic caffeine lowers adenosine sensitivity (your brain’s sleep-pressure signal). Withdrawal = fog/ADD-like symptoms. Re-dose = euphoric adenosine clearance after 24 hours of buildup. Baseline becomes caffeinated baseline.
Pollan’s takeaway: “Yourself is caffeinated… and that is baseline for many of us.”
Ever quit caffeine cold turkey?
What hit you hardest — the brain fog, the irritability, the insane euphoria on return, or something else?
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Max Walker retweeted
8 Aug 2025
The scary premise of Weapons is: What if you let a character actress into your house
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Honestly, this Straight of Hormuz drama is making me realize that we really lucked out with getting an interesting worldmap. Great seed.
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