The NOT so boring engineer! Wacky but workable.

Joined September 2009
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#PuneGrandTour was the best thing to happen to the cycle capital.Irony is #Pune roads are not the same when citizens want to start riding.The v few cycle tracks are used for everything but cycling. Between zero respect to blocked lanes,the administration has failed.Grim reality!
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This is Jangli Maharaj Road in Pune, built in the 1970s. - No potholes - No cracks - No maintenance - Contractor gave a 10-year guarantee, even after 40 years road is still in good condition. Sadly, the contractors were blacklisted and never received another contract.
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Serious concern during a Zomato delivery 🚨 Faced a concerning delivery experience last night. The order was delayed due to multiple groupings. When the person finally came, I felt something didn’t match the registered name “Ashok Ram" As he was leaving, I casually asked, “Kya naam hai aapka?” he instantly replied “Bismillahum”. When I asked again, he changed his answer saying people call him that but his name is “Ashok”. I asked to see his ID card; he refused and left abruptly. His body language completely changed. Forget the delay but this is a serious safety issue if the person is not registered with actual name? @deepigoyal @zomato please investigate if accounts are registered with fake credentials/IDs or shared by someone else(mechanism to detect this? Device binding?. Also delivery partners should have visible ID cards while delivering for everyone’s safety.
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THE SILENT CORRUPTION in INDIA Everyone on social media even the Ministry of Finance reacted quickly to the bribery issue at the Customs Department. Yes, it’s a serious matter. But do you know what’s far worse and far more embarrassing? Adulteration in India. Paneer, milk, honey, spices, you name it, and chances are, it’s adulterated. This isn’t just corruption in offices, it’s corruption in our food, our homes, and our bodies. All because of one thing - greed. The hunger to make money fast, even if it poisons others. If this continues, I won’t be surprised if, a couple of generations from now, we see major genetic changes, rising cancers, and new diseases - all because we failed to protect something as basic as the food we eat.
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When Sourav n Kumble left, Dhoni was ready. Pujara followed Dravid, Rahane filled in for Laxman, Kohli stepped up after Sachin. Now, apart from Bumrah, there’s a void; mostly IPL stars with flair but lacking the footwork n grit needed for Tests. #ViratKohli𓃵 #RohitSharma𓃵
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Breaking: Sunita Williams receives her first call moments after landing on earth. She was awarded a pre approved personal loan by Bajaj Finance
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For the next two tests, If #RohitSharma is back at the top, #KLRahul comes in at one and then we have #SarfarazKhan in the middle before #RishabhPant , suddenly we are a stronger side. I do not know what #ShubmanGill is doing in the touring squad at all? #AUSvIND #BGT2024
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23 Jul 2024
We need more leaders like Nirmala Sitharaman, who can bring together all religions, races, and castes in spirit of mutual frustration 🫂
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19 Jul 2024
Oscar Winning Ads😂 Part 1 A Thread🧵
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Replying to @IndiGo6E
@IndiGo6E you suck! Continuous delays all over the country. You seriously should think of grounding if you cannot be punctual and serve better. You take customers for granted!
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@IndiGo6E remove "on-time and hassle free" from your profile.
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This ad is considered among the greatest Indian ads of all time. But the ad was a result of a panic phone call, a Diwali vacation interrupted and a music director who had a flight to catch to Kolkata. Read on. 👇
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3 Feb 2024
If people could react to Poonam Pandey PR team - a thread 🧵 Modi ji:
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Cmon @justSidAnand - Pakistan again? Take some other country man!
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Now here i see a dimwit highlighting a religious angle to it and another dimwit gujju in agreement!
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My wife and I were planning and saving up for a big vacation to Maldives. We have dropped this plan. I'm guessing Lakshadweep will take time to house good tourism infra and so we're exploring Mauritius as an option. FYI Mauritius is not a backward Islamic country like Maldives.
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No fakeness.. no inhibitions of who would think what.. pure innocence.. cute.. ❤️

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Why is no one, absolutely no one from the media, Bollywood, celebs talking about #VirDas and his award at #Emmys2023 ? This guy has achieved what no one from the Indian film and television industry could ever do and yet there is no mention. Just because he spoke of Two Indias?
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24 Oct 2023
Do you remember Ricky Ponting's 2003 WC final innings against India, scoring 140 off 121, which in today's age looks pretty normal but was massive back then? Do you remember the rumor he had spring and graphite in his bat? It was partially true. Thread🧵
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Dear Shri @nitin_gadkari ji. I have tremendous regard for your acumen and capabilities. Allow me on behalf of all thinking Punekars to politely decline your Diwali gift of 35000 crores. What Pune needs is pothole free, zero defect roads within the municipal corporation limits. Pune needs all its roads built to world class standards along with a fleet of 8000 mini buses, electric, WiFi enabled alongwith charging points which can decongest the road routes & provide as feeders to the metro route. Pune needs cycle tracks, footpaths & pedestrian only zones. Pune needs zero sewage, zero garbage & zero air pollution goals along with roadmaps to get there. Pune does not need your exercises in failure like the chandni chowk or these triple plans. A vibrant city like pune is not a highway project and neither is it a back of the beyond desert circumstance. Pune is a beautiful, resource rich, gifted, water plentiful place. We are tired of your corrupt decadent triple engine sarkar which delivers precious little anyways. When we aren’t contending with the bottlenecks your experiments in highway building have gifted us. We are worried about accidents that Navle bridge alignments have brought upon us. The lost lives on katraj kondhwa road and for that matter the holes that have magically appeared on the chandni chowk flyover. The rampant chopping of trees and the force fitting of your road models which only have served in raising average temperatures and visited countless natural disasters upon state after state. Are you insensitive to all of the above ? If not, Dear Sir, you’re kindly advised to take wise counsel. Appoint your team of engineers along with the help of our homegrown faculty at COEP to research what the best possible methods to interconnect roads and make them uniform carriage-width are. Those 35000 crore would be better spent at studying Pune’s road network substantively. We could use google data, math and algorithms to devise better traffic flows. That money can be better put to work acquiring the necessary lands and buildings to make Pune roads interconnected and free of all bottlenecks. Our Roads can be surrounded by trees, lawns, landscaping & made world class. The guidelines for making this happen already exist with the Indian road congress or IRC. Experts from there consult you regularly. Can you help or is this only about pouring more concrete and contracting. Pune requests you to leave us a legacy of a beautiful city. Not a concrete desert. @KhswaPune @WagholiHSA @NIBMFORUM @HIRWA_Hinjawadi @MhalungeSpeaks @NewKalyaniNagar @KalyaninagarR @LRWAPune @bwfpune @renukasuryavan3 @kbchsa @SahakarnagarCF @FITEMaharashtra @AreaSabha @NRCF_ @KondhwaTimes @WagholiTimes @WagholiBulletin @ProblemSolver_V @PuneTimesOnline @punekarnews @PuneCityLife @PuneriSpeaks @pulse_pune @mataonline @SakalMediaNews @htpune @punekar @itspunenow  @punetech @PuneCivic @prajpanshikar @sumitakale @PuneNGOs @PuneriSpeaks @mhemachari @lalitkathpalia @bonyuppal @ppcr_pune @lokmat @PSamratSakal @SakalMediaNews @timesofindia @ThePuneMirror @IndianExpress @OfficialPMRDA @anandesh Image : Sinhagad Road 1990’s
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So within a few weeks the PMC could manage to give money to the property owners n settle deals to widen the Ganeshkind roads, start the work and lay new lanes. On the other hand, lakhs of Hinjawadi office goers suffer with a single lane and there is no relief #Pune #Hinjawadi
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