“we got an A in the group project” tyler plsss😭

new york is achieving things it has never achieved before under the mamdani caliphate

THE FIRST MULTI-GOAL WORLD CUP GAME BY A USMNT PLAYER SINCE 1930 🤩 Have a night, Folarin Balogun 🔥

Keke Palmer and Sean Evans spotted at dinner together last night.

How my wife looks at me when I ask for sex after an hour of tongue kissing and over-the-pants-stroking

Mayor Mamdani is starting a new direct-to-camera series called "Morning Pitch," where he'll share weather, transit & tournament updates before every NY/NJ World Cup match day. He kicks off the first talking about the Knicks: "I have just 3 words for my fellow NYers: Knicks in 5.

🦛 The Berlin Zoo announced the name of its newborn pygmy hippopotamus — a rare mammal native to West Africa: Broetchen, which is German for ‘bread roll’

dude look what my irls r reposting 😭😭😭

Last week, a proposed list of simplified faith codes was released to the media. The Pentagon list included redundant and unnecessary labeling, and the mistake has been fixed. The goal of this effort is to simplify a previously out-of-control “belief” coding system that had ballooned to over 200 codes. In order to clarify the work of chaplains, and simplify the work of commanders, the Pentagon has consolidated and simplified the list to roughly thirty codes — using the previously used labels for faiths. The Pentagon’s job is not to adjudicate theological debates, but instead to ensure sincerely-held faith is respected and encouraged in our ranks. Below is the updated Religious Affiliation Codes (RAC) list:

Joseph is on another planet

What if he went to game 3 and just passed away during it