Brian @krassenstein and Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente, two massive pussies in one thread. ‘Bad man said bad thing about Big Mike and hurt my feelings!’ over Michelle. Cancel harder and keep the tears flowing. Big Mike has more balls and testosterone than both of you combined. Selective outrage kings. #BigMike #MichelleObama #FreeSpeech

🚀 MIND-BLOWING: What if @elonmusk put his entire ~$1.2T net worth into a high-yield dividend stock like OXSQ (~31% yield) and let it compound for 22 years? 💰 Result: $1 QUADRILLION net worth. Annual dividends in Year 1 alone? ~$372 Billion. ⚠️ Pure math fantasy - real life brings dividend cuts, volatility, taxes, and liquidity nightmares. Not financial advice! What do you think, possible or pure sci-fi? #ElonMusk #Quadrillion #DividendInvesting #SPACEX #TESLA cc: @SpaceX @Tesla

What’s better than a rare Super Delta formation featuring the Thunderbirds and the @USNavy Blue Angels over Washington, D.C.? Watching it from four different views for #UFCWhiteHouse as part of #Freedom250. 🇺🇸

Another masterpiece at UFC 250! This event will go down as the turning point in American history. Patriotism is back and it is here to stay 🇺🇸

🚨 URGENT UPDATE FROM THE WHITE HOUSE LAWN UFC fighter Josh Hokit grabs the mic: “Michelle Obama is a man! Am I right, America?” Meltdown in progress. Leftists in full panic mode. #UFCWhiteHouse #UFCFreedom250 #MichelleObama cc: @WhiteHouse @POTUS @realDonaldTrump @MichelleObama @ufc @joerogan

🚨 WHITE HOUSE LAWN EXCLUSIVE Just moments ago, Josh Hokit looked straight into the camera and said: “Michelle Obama is a man! Am I right, America?” Democrats and legacy media currently experiencing a complete system shutdown. #UFCWhiteHouse #UFCFreedom250 #MichelleObama cc: @WhiteHouse @POTUS @realDonaldTrump @MichelleObama @ufc @joerogan

I Love how the left screams “@RealDonaldTrump and his people are rapists” over one sleazy civil case and a handful of allegations. Yet they stay deathly silent on the real scandal: 9.6 percent of K-12 kids endure sexual misconduct from educators. That is hundreds of thousands of victims in public schools alone. It dwarfs the Catholic priest cases they obsessed over for decades. And 94 percent of it goes unreported. These teachers political donations skew heavily Democratic. 70 percent plus to the left. Their smug crowd frothing over priest completely ignores the teacher lounges protecting their own. Access explains the sick volume. But their disgusting selective outrage proves they are frauds. They do not give a damn about protecting kids. They just weaponize pedophilia for political hits.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ Time to accept the blame for @TheDemocrats obsession for children. #TeacherScandal #ProtectOurKids #DemocratHypocracy

Brian @krassenstein and the deflectors prove my point. Black on Black homicide is the leading cause of death for young Black males. Blacks (13% of pop) commit about 50% of murders including disproportionate Black on White violence. They’re not calling me out. They’re exposing their own community’s body count. In 2026 this is internal culling via violence, fatherless homes, and gang culture. Not 1960s hoses. Data over deflection. Fix it at home. #CrimeStats #RealTalk #MAGA

You think that fire hoses in the 1960s erase FBI crime stats in 2026. Black on Black homicide is the leading cause of death for young Black males, and Black offenders commit about 50 percent of murders despite being 13 percent of the population, including disproportionate Black on White violence. “Your people” aren’t being hosed today. They’re committing the violence. Stop deflecting with 60 year old history to ignore today’s body count. Open your eyes to see the real problem.

Iranian “trade” special: 1. Fund terrorist proxies to attack your neighbors for 40 years. 2. Get your own ass handed to you when they finally strike back. 3. Whine on state TV about “American imperialism” while your people eat dirt and your currency is toilet paper. Meanwhile those Gulf countries you’re mocking have skyscrapers, actual economies, and real air defenses because they didn’t bet their entire future on apocalyptic death cults and Russian hand-me-down missiles that fizzle out like your “Supreme Leader’s” promises. Keep coping, IRIB. The mullahs’ grift is running on fumes. 🇺🇸​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ #Trump #USA

FALSE. They tried to attack and got CRUSHED. Brian @krassenstein and @EdKrassen are spreading their regime’s propaganda again. If they love Iran so much, I’ll but them both one-way tickets there tomorrow so they can be Irans official spokesmen. Pack your bags little ones. #MAGA #FARA x.com/centcom/status/2061960…

BREAKING: On May 29, at the direction of the commander of U.S. Southern Command, Gen. Francis L. Donovan, Joint Task Force Southern Spear conducted a lethal kinetic strike on a vessel operated by Designated Terrorist Organizations. Intelligence confirmed the vessel was transiting along known narco-trafficking routes in the Eastern Pacific and was engaged in narco-trafficking operations. Three male narco-terrorists were killed during this action. No U.S. military forces were harmed. @SOUTHCOM is unwavering in its commitment to applying total systemic friction on the cartels. #MAGA #JustSayNo #SouthCom

Wow. A sitting Congresswoman called for the death penalty for child rapists, and @krassenstein immediately claimed she was calling for the death of Trump. Meanwhile, he’s spent years calling Trump a “rapist” over unverified Epstein claims the E. Jean Carroll civil case. Double standard much? Grok confirmed longstanding anonymous accusations exist against Krassenstein too: x.com/grok/status/2060812950…

TRAITOR: @MayorFrey, kneeling at golden caskets while your city descended into violence wasn’t leadership. On actual Memorial Day, you push “George Floyd was murdered” ignoring the autopsy’s fentanyl, meth, and heart disease contributions. That one incident triggered riots, over $500M damage, and skyrocketing crime you still won’t fully own. Your performative grief helped ruin Minneapolis. Own the results. #MemorialWeekend #Minneapolis #MayorFrey

DRINKING: @ChrisVanHollen, “We didn’t drink the margaritas” is your hill to die on? You jetted off to defend a guy with MS-13 flags waving all over the case, ran up tabs on public money elsewhere, then played victim on staging. Classic evasion from a senator who prioritizes optics over safety. You are an embarrassment. PS: @Kash_Patel didn’t drink all the beer at the Olympics, he poured most of it out in celebration like everyone else.

Hey @SenWarren can you @McDonalds Ice Cream Machine to “The Right to Repair Bill” that’s always broken? Asking for the whole world. #RightToRepair #McDonalds #IceCreamMachine

Save this post for later: Better start hoarding toilet paper before the panic buying kicks in. Shit’s about to go down fast, midterms are less than six months away, and @TheDemocrats need those mail-in ballots to hit. Hantavirus is Covid 2.0: same playbook, just starting two months later. They’ll crank the fear dial up even quicker this time. Silver lining? Crude oil will probably crash to around a buck a barrel when the economy shuts down again. #Hantavirüs #CrudeOil #ToiletPaper

LIAR LIAR HEADDRESS ON FIRE: @SenWarren, gaslighting at its finest. You cheered blocking the JetBlue merger that could have saved @SpiritAirlines. The airline filed for bankruptcy in November 2024 and August 2025, long before fuel spikes. Now it’s all “Trump’s war” and a Reagan judge? Your policies helped drive 14,000 jobs off a cliff while you shift blame. The record is clear. #FailedLeadership #SpiritCollapse #PoliticalSpin