Internet addict, writer of thoughts, firm believer in the importance of two things: a daily ODP™ and the Oxford Comma. Fight On!
Joined April 2009
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girl get up…
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1 month free trial of MARTA with state funding this is fantastic
This is the most Blue trains I’ve ever seen running at once. Awesome!
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This looks like a Disney movie where a 12 year old becomes president
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The fact WH is fretting about this is incriminating in and of itself. Also… Let me be clear: if the reporters actually got incriminating recordings and they sat on them to publish a book instead of breaking news, that is a complete dereliction of duty.
SCOOP: Top White House officials believe NYT reporters Maggie Haberman and Jonathan Swan obtained audio recordings of Situation Room meetings for their new book.
Such a taped leak would be a shocking breach of one of the most secure settings on Earth. axios.com/2026/06/14/trump-s…
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Hey shouldn’t they be reporting what’s in this audio for the public rather than putting it in a book to make money for themselves?
Confused how this is acceptable
SCOOP: Top White House officials believe NYT reporters Maggie Haberman and Jonathan Swan obtained audio recordings of Situation Room meetings for their new book.
Such a taped leak would be a shocking breach of one of the most secure settings on Earth. axios.com/2026/06/14/trump-s…
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If The New York Times got its hands on leaked audio recordings from the Situation Room, then we have a massive national security crisis on our hands. That very likely means our enemies know everything that’s been said in that room, at least since Trump took over.
This should be a massive scandal.
SCOOP: Top White House officials believe NYT reporters Maggie Haberman and Jonathan Swan obtained audio recordings of Situation Room meetings for their new book.
Such a taped leak would be a shocking breach of one of the most secure settings on Earth. axios.com/2026/06/14/trump-s…
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those two days out the week that love island don’t air be feeling long as fuck
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They've destroyed so much of the place they had to put up a picture of the Whitehouse in front of the Whitehouse like some Coyote and Roadrunner visual gag.
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you’re not supposed to eat them
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I feel like AirPods are yearly consumables and no one is ready to have this conversation yet
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Bro Freddy almost died last night…
Jun 12
Late night snack in New Orleans at Waffle House again. Unfortunately we had to eat in the parking lot this time because they closed the dining area and only allowed takeaway.
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mitch™ retweeted
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Canada has to play against two countries?!?!?
Friday’s World Cup matches:
• Canada vs Bosnia and Herzegovina
• USA vs Paraguay
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just saw the words “FIFA WORLD CUP AFTER HOURS WITH JAMES CORDEN ON FOX” and I might watch this whole tournament on Telemundo
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Jun 12
Corbin: Can I have a kiss?
Every girl except for Kenzie: Not right now.
Corbin:
#Loveislandusa
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I wanna see Corbin read a paragraph of a Harry Potter book out loud. #LoveIslandUSA
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Sincere thinks the confessionals are a safe space 😩 yea he should keep talking they’re going to put you on a jumbotron soon
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thinking abt how im part of the 4% of the population that saw the bathtub scene before they removed it
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Jun 11
The most surreal thing of our trip so far. Currently driving towards Louisiana and the radio station we were listening to started talking about our trip and played Ella Langley especially for us😭😭😭
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Jun 11
Late mail-in ballots usually lean more progressive
Actually how the FUCK did they come back from down 76-49 at half
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