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mallory b @mpbradfo

Lil Poutine Baby

Joined July 2009
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mallory b @mpbradfo
3 Oct 2025
I’m about to jump off every bridge on this album @taylornation13
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mallory b @mpbradfo
6 Nov 2024
This is more stressful than trying to get tickets to The Eras Tour.
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mallory b @mpbradfo
6 Aug 2024
Petition for all candidates to appear on an episode of Hot Ones. (Walz is heating up a charcoal grill, Kamala is opining on the importance of butter, Trump and Vance both weeping on the first wing, Sean Evans doesn’t remind them not to touch their eyes).
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mallory b @mpbradfo
23 Jun 2024
You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me (watching grainy clips of #LONDONTSTHEERASTOUR on twitter all weekend)
Taylor Swift Updates @TSwiftLA
23 Jun 2024
📹 | Travis Kelce made an appearance onstage before “I Can Do It With A Broken Heart”! #LondonTSTheErasTour
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mallory b @mpbradfo
19 Apr 2024
What a shame she’s fucked in the head #ttpdboardmeeting
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Eras Tour Resell
 @ErasTourResell
12 Nov 2023
ARGENTINA!!! Queue is open!! 🫶🏼
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mallory b @mpbradfo
9 Aug 2023
Ticketmaster should measure verified fans by how many times they’ve soberly open mouth sobbed to The Long Pond Studio Sessions.
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mallory b @mpbradfo
19 Jul 2023
New addition to my commute- thanks @ChicagosMayor! @bikelaneuprise @bikegridnow
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mallory b @mpbradfo
16 Nov 2022
Begging for @taylorswift13 to do to @Ticketmaster what she did to Scooter Braun.
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mallory b @mpbradfo
10 Oct 2022
RT @bessbell: Hi! The global Jewish population has still not rebounded from the Holocaust. There were 16.6 million Jews in 1939, then 6 mil…
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mallory b @mpbradfo
8 Sep 2022
I don’t care about the queen. bring back the Harry styles Chris pine spit day.
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MoveOn @MoveOn
29 Aug 2022
We as a nation have: -71 days until midterm elections -53 days until Taylor Swift’s new album drops Here is a checklist to make sure you'll be prepared:
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mallory b @mpbradfo
24 Jul 2022
My love language is texting my friends “does anyone else’s stomach feel a little weird” after 100% of our meals.
mallory b @mpbradfo
10 Jul 2022
Actually don’t know why fox keeps letter Slayer Pete back on but I’m really really here for it
MeidasTouch
 @MeidasTouch
10 Jul 2022
Pete Buttigieg just gave a masterclass on owning the conversation on Fox News.
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David Plouffe
 @davidplouffe
25 Jun 2022
The messaging needs to be clear, consistent and true. “Congress can override what the Supreme Court did and pass a law to legalize abortion. To do that, we need to elect 2 more Democratic Senators and to hold the House. Pres Biden will sign a law codifying Roe if that happens.”
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mallory b @mpbradfo
25 Jun 2022
.@Sen_JoeManchin @SenatorCollins blow up the filibuster you cowards
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Aaron Rupar
 @atrupar
24 Jun 2022
being in California or New York will not save you from what’s coming if Republicans retake control of Congress and the White House
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Taniel @Taniel
24 Jun 2022
The final paragraph of the three liberals' Dobbs dissent: "With sorrow—for this Court, but more, for the many millions of American women who have today lost a fundamental constitutional protection—we dissent. "
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a tiny little baby doll 👼 @deannaortiz_
23 Jun 2022
My super fun game show is BACK on Sunday at 8:30 at The Lincoln Lodge. New questions, new guests, same crazy outcomes. With @mpbradfo @thebesteunji and @activesandal 🔮✨ Tixxx - bit.ly/3xfzCsY
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Comedians You Should Know @CYSK
8 Jun 2022
the hottest lineup you’ll see all week. go to cysk.eventbrite.com and use promo code: TWITTER2 for $8 tickets or pay $15 at the door, if there are any left! @alexdrag_ @BlakeBurkhart @mpbradfo @joekilgallon @Marc_LeValle @joekilgallon @jackiecoopah
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