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I know “Haha british food bad” is cope from a nation with pretty objectively unhealthy foodways but every time I see british people trying to fight back on here it’s like they have a fundamental misunderstanding of how food works
Americans see onion as part of a meal and say "why didn't you cook it in fat and salt so it tastes nothing like onion?"
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How odd that the Iranian government hasn’t negotiated to ‘create the conditions for its collapse’
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Jun 14
nah they actin like nothing even happened
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Jun 14
NEW YORK CITY YOU LISTEN TO ME! IF YOU’RE NEAR SOME TRASH RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR TRASH, GO DISPOSE OF THE TRASH RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND INSIDE THE OFFICIAL NYC BIN! YOUR TRASH IS OUR TRASH AS OF RIGHT NOW. CONGRATS KNICKS 💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡
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May 19
YouTube videos that used to be 2 years old are now 8 years old. Stings badly
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Jun 14
The final word on one of the worst takes of the 21st century
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For me, apex 'late style' cinema is de Gaulle's former personal chef, Jacques Pépin, becoming a YouTuber at age 84, uploading single take meditations on how to peel a carrot or slice an apple. No lighting. No mics. Just a benevolent maestro chopping his billionth onion for us.
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the politics and ideology that went into the Prequels were absolutely spot on, it’s just the execution was the issue. Lucas predicting that tariffs, blockades, illegal wars, lib backsliding, and malaise would lead to American fascism via thunderous applause seems almost prophetic
Jun 12
Its funny how andor's politics are basically what prequel fans hallucinate their movies into being but they still talk like cosmonaut whenever people mention andor
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Jun 13
People are pretty cavalier about calling something a “Pynchon name” but this is just insane
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Jun 13
Anyone in New York City cheering for or even watching Team USA rn is a traitor and a snake. New York only, rooting for America is treason against the Knicks.
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Jun 13
A significant, significant development:
"New York City's Chinese population has surpassed the Dominican population in size, making it the largest immigrant group in the five boroughs for the first time." gothamist.com/news/chinese-i…
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Jun 12
this political deck of cards from 1988 has trump and biden as the 6 & 7 of clubs
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Good fentanyl czar, wicked fentanyl boyars.
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If you've ever dated someone in the private sector it's kind of humiliating. You have to be like "good luck with your deliverables honey :)" and you're both 27
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Jun 12
They fucking love putting Renate Reinsve in movies where she runs
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Jun 11
if I was a parent I would let my children explore the sewer and drainage ditches by our apartment complex
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Jun 11
Americans love cars because they combine their two favorite things: sitting down and killing people
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