☂️ Lord Wellington does not approve of the use of umbrellas during the enemy’s firing

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In this house we slander people named Clinton.
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A small public service announcement from the Department of Things That You Should Know… It has not “peeked” your interest. Nor has it “peaked” your interest. …It has piqued your interest. You are not “phased” by something. You are fazed by it. If you’ve had a long day, you are weary. If you suspect someone is an idiot, you are wary. It is “due course”, not “do course”. “Per se”, not “per say”. And while we’re here, it’s “could have”, not “could of”, but that particular battle may already be lost. Thank you for your attention during this brief outbreak of grammatical housekeeping. This has been a @LairdofthManor announcement.🎩💙
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Hear me out…
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Leftists who nerd out about Vikings, Celtic music, Ancient Greek philosophy, or anything to do with European history & culture confuse me so much. It’s like, “Otters are my favorite animals :) I can’t wait for them all to go extinct :))”
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Cornwallis, 1780:
🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: England are reportedly having a hard time trying to adapt to the temperature in the USA.
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If we’re removing Churchill from banknotes at least replace him with Nelson or Wellington and not some random animals.
The Bank of England wants to replace Winston Churchill with animals on its banknotes The public can vote on 18 different animals, including dolphins, red foxes, barn owls, and pine martens
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German philosophy is when you call yourselves the ‘Life’ Hussars and then proceed to have skulls all over your gloomy black uniform.
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Got a pair of rubber ducks this week. Their names are Sainsbury and Anstruther.
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“You’re a larper” Yup and it worked. I larped so hard the larp became real.
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How many more young British men and women are going to die? Bleeding in the street, alone and terrified. Cuffed, in a pool of their own blood. Begging for help. How many more parents are going to stand there, and say that they couldn’t help their children in their dying moments? Apologising to their dead children because they couldn’t stop it from happening? How many more? This is going to happen again, and again, and again. It’s happening right now, in every city across the country. Rape. Sexual torture. Even worse. Mass industrial abuse of British children. Henry Nowak is one of thousands and thousands and thousands. Innocent young men and women put through the most unimaginable pain, because our country has failed to do what needs to be done. Because children have been sacrificed to death in order to appease foreign cultures that have no place in our country. I have had enough - of all of it. I am going to look back in anger. I urge you all to do the same.
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The colour of Henry's hand as the Police arrested him. His hands were ice white because he was bleeding out. The police didn't even care.
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This is an AI generated “enhancement” of the original footage, which has turned his watch strap into a strange metal manacle. It should not be trusted as a visual source; refer back to the original footage for reliable evidence. x.com/rah_66_comanch…
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For those mainly Pakistani men who have inflicted the very worst pain imaginable on innocent British children, please know this. There will come a day when the power of the British state that concealed your atrocious crimes for so very long is turned against you. It will be swift. It will be brutal. It will be severe. Because if Restore Britain gets a sniff of power, there will be a reckoning. I promise you that. We will show you the same mercy you showed our girls. Your race or religion will not protect you any longer. A message will be sent that is heard right across the world. If you rape our children, you will pay for it - and you will pay for it with everything. That is what Restore Britain will do.
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We need prosecutions for what happened to Henry Nowak.
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Happy Pride Month.
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Happy Glorious First of June!
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We really need to bring back dueling.
Replying to @infantrydort
And you are still ethically broken.
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This sort of ridiculous propaganda was frequently pushed by Liberals back home to damn the imperial project Conveniently left out every single time was that the image on the right was typically in response to that of the left, with natives having gone on some murder spree targeting women and children that was then harshly punished As Lawrence James, describing this sort of situation in his The Savage Wars, notes: “A professional soldier who came across the bodies of murdered settlers felt this wild spirit: 'I left the laager that day holding staunchly the opinions of Mr Labouchere and his supporters, condemnatory of the slaughter of the blackman; but a quarter of an hour among such sights as these sufficed to convert me into a zealous advocate for their prompt extermination.” But the Liberals never cared. They just hated that the natives might have to face consequences. So they went berserk when reprisal raids were conducted after not having really cared about the atrocities that led to those raids This was true throughout the imperial era, from Jamestown to Sarawak, China to Rhodesia
Barbarity vs Civilisation, by René Georges Hermann-Paul, 1899
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Utterly exhausted trying to hazard a reasonable guess regarding the authorship of the Themistocles pamphlet. I might need an actual historian for this.
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The American Revolutionary War should be recognised as an anti-Charles war. See: - Charles Townshend - Charles Cornwallis - Charles O’Hara - Charles Lee - Charles Asgill Am I missing anyone?
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Knowing him and his temperament, you’d expect generic lions and happy plants. But no it’s three ominous crows and the rain of death
The Cornwallis coat of arms might be one of the coolest things ever. Imagine being this unintentionally edgy.
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The Cornwallis coat of arms might be one of the coolest things ever. Imagine being this unintentionally edgy.
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