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Full of coffee and ready to just barely hang on
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Jun 14
*teaching the grandkid how to box
Me:
Ow...ow...ouch..ow
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Sorry, I didn't understand the assignment.
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Most people don't think I'm as old as I am until they hear me stand up.
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My favorite childhood memory was being oblivious
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Thereβs a certain kind of trouble Iβd only get into with you
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Jun 10
Your Tweet was very insightful, who knew that excessive masturbation could make someone so preceptive .
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Jun 8
She disappeared like Richie Cunningham's brother Chuck.
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Be the reason that someone goes to bed smiling tonight.
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Jun 1
When you stop looking for it is when you'll find it.
Happiness, love, your last fuck.
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Why must everything be maxxxed these days when half-assed is where I really shine.
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Jun 7
iβm not hard to get. iβm hard to explain to your friends
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Jun 6
Since I was little I knew I wanted to be anonymous.
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the problem with being empathetic is that you feel sorry for assholes too
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Jun 5
βYouβre so funnyβ
Thanks, my desk use to be in the hallway.
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Jun 4
Here, I made you a bouquet of wills to live.
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