Dad. Husband. Run a tiny brewery: — @wattsbrew.

Joined August 2006
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17 Jun 2024
The final 15 minutes, or so, of Abbey Road are the zenith of human cultural achievement. All of essentially the work of Paul from a few odds and sods he couldn't turn into full songs.
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Commissioned by Bec for Freddy. Available for personal commissions hmu
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The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening ad, featuring Rik Mayall
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10 Jun 2024
Good morning. These beautifully composed photographs will bring a sense of wonder to your day.
Thread of photographers who patiently waited to capture the shot of a lifetime 🧵 1. Leonardo Sens (3 years)
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GHOSTBUSTERS was released 40 years ago today. A 1980s comedy classic and one of the most popular of Dan Aykroyd and Bill Murray, the making of story is as huge as the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man… 1/38
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And people said I wouldn’t amount to much…
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7 Jun 2024
Oddly accurate…
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Don’t think much to the latest Tron remake
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3 Jun 2024
My new stage name 💃🏼
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3 Jun 2024
Two signs it’s summer: 1 - I cannot leave the house without Vaseline 2 - I need a Nerf gun in the garden to deal with the pigeons
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3 Jun 2024
I don't know who took this or when I first saw it, but it's the greatest photo ever taken
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30 May 2024
One year ago... kicked off a wild, painful, and at times terrifying experience that lasted for a few months. As fully documented here: mgs.blog/once-bitten-3c5fbd2… Happy to report finger (and health) is back to 100% now. 🖕🐛
29 May 2023
If there’s a centipede superhero, feels like I’m on my way to turning into him. This thing caused this which is both insanely painful and slowly progressing up my arm… (feels like I’m wearing a baseball mitt — should I be worried?)
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Big thanks to @KayleighPoacher @BBCNorfolk for allowing me to tell the tale of #jigfoot today - you can listen in on @BBCSounds starts 2.21 into the programme.. check us out moongazertales.co.uk
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Me trying to succeed in my career, cook and eat healthily, go to the gym, spend quality time with family and friends, keep the house clean and tidy, manage my finances, remember everyone’s birthdays, tend to the garden, keep up with the news, read the latest fiction releases
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Oli retweeted
27 May 2024
This looks like a graphic demonstrating the process of trousers becoming shorts.
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Oli retweeted
27 May 2024
That progression from ASOS to Marks & Spencer for your menswear needs really creeps up on you, huh?
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27 May 2024
Run out of gas, haven’t I?
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27 May 2024
(Again, not a metaphor just something that happened whilst cooking dinner)
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26 May 2024
Bank holiday Sunday: Rain, pot noodle, s’mores.
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Stop attacking Google for occasional inaccuracies. In general it's been a highly reliable source of good quality information ever since it was invented in 1743 by the golfer and astronaut Keanu Reeves in Tokyo, Belgium.
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