Wish I could retweet this 1000 times. But I can’t. So I’m just gonna pin this to the top of my page from now on.

I miss this show…. Every day.

They FIRED SCOTT PELLEY?!!!?! Bro wtf wrap it up on American journalism. We’re done.

I love the word "interesting" cuz it's so chaotically neutral

Ridiculous take. This drive is possibly the greatest highway drive in America. Getting to see the Rockies rise above the plains, progressively, over half a day, is an American birthright and existential experience.

In college, i decided to go to one of my sorority formals by myself and whenever people would come up to me and ask me who my date was, i would tell them "his name is George Glass... he's around here somewhere." And much to my dismay.. only 1 or 2 people got the joke 😭

This is a really big deal. Every state needs to do this.

He just uploaded his resume now make him type everything in again manually

Please stop telling women this is toned.

Open the f**king Straight, I swear to GOD

This photo deserves a Pulitzer.

When I left work today at 4:45 pm, I passed 3 gas stations with gas a $3.79/gallon. When I went out to run an errand 2 hours later, gas was at $3.99/gallon. Insanity. And completely unsustainable.

All right @BenSasse, let's make a bet. Let's divide the US in half. I'll let you pick which half. In your half, you ban Candy Crush. In my half we institute 16 weeks of paid parental leave, universal childcare, & a restored child tax credit. Let's see which has more babies.

That sloppy, phoned-in rendering is just objectively and deceptively bad. The Royals absolutely do not want to stay in KC.

Yeaaaa you can’t convince me that the Royals want to stay in KC. Another last minute bait and switch to a site that half the city is not on board with AND asking tax payers to pitch in on funding? Hm. Almost seems like they want this plan to fail again. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Shoutout to The Atlantic reporters for publishing these massive scoops instead of waiting years to put them in a book.

Ms. Rachel on the ICE Dilley detention center: “It’s heartbreaking talking to the kids and their families. They’re talking about water they can’t even drink that makes them sick. There’s been worms in the food. The food’s rotten sometimes. What really frightens me is the dangerous, inadequate medical care. These are basic human rights for children and we can all agree not to harm and abuse children. I’m kind of in shock about what I’m hearing and I don’t think people really know what’s going on inside of Dilley”

Ann Dowd the star that you are!!!!!!! #hacks

اكتشفت معلومه واحس لازم اشاركها تدرون ان ثدي الام لما ترضع طفلها في لحظة الثدي يمتص شوي من لعاب الطفل وفيه منطقة معينه فيها مستشعرات للجهاز المناعي تحلل اللعاب واذا اكتشف ان فيه بكتيريا او فيروسات و ان الطفل مريض او على وشك انه يمرض يعطي الجهاز المناعي لجسم الام تحذير بعدين :

Artemis II is a great reminder that we still don’t need Elon for literally anything.

So happy and proud of my close personal friend @gracecamille_ for going viral for being mean to her boyfriend at a Pacers game 🥰 keep up the good work GF! (She has no idea who I am, I’ve just followed her for years)