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UPDATE: 8 crew members killed in B-52 crash at Edwards Air Force Base in California
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Jun 15
Baba O’Riley if it was about a guy trying to hide his boner: penis waistband
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Jun 14
Slavs making fun other Slavs by showing they do janitorial work in Germany
Jun 12
The Ukrainian flag is good at cleaning floors.
Slava Urinate! 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦
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Jun 14
this is like reverse 9/11
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Jun 13
man I just want gas the fuck does this mean
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Jun 11
English is funny— we “park” in the “driveway” but “jack off” in the “company bathrooms”
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Angela Davis once said that we live in a society of an imposed forgetfulness, a society that depends on public amnesia.
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Jun 11
Monarchies were so funny. Why would you develop a system where even your most pragmatic enemies are incentivized to kill your children and your most evil child would benefit from killing their siblings
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Jun 11
Americans love cars because they combine their two favorite things: sitting down and killing people
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Jun 9
Pedophiles and private equity have ruined America and, more importantly, the New York Knicks home court advantage
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Jun 9
“settling down”, as a euphemism for getting married and having kids may be the most inaccurate colloquialism of all time. i used to smoke on the couch for multiple hours a day. i was settled down. i was the maximum level of “settled down” a man can be without being in a coma.
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Jun 8
We're less different than we think
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Jun 1
blood pressure levels never before seen by God or man. He’s gotta be 210/180 here at least. If you poked him with a tack he would explode
Sid Rosenberg encourages the Jewish community to be proud and not to "hide your yarmulkes."
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May 31
Squidward was in his 40s in 1999 meaning he had his prime years during the AIDS crisis. It’s likely he spent a large portion of his life closeted or self-loathing. It makes sense he would resent SpongeBob’s carefree lifestyle. SpongeBob is everything Squidward couldn't be
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May 29
67: meme
69: porn
meanwhile 68:
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