Photographer / writer / future teacher | Novel in progress | Staff Writer @Petapixel | Autistic | instagram.com/pixelpreaching
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15 Jul 2024
jd vance grew up 15 minutes from where i did so the fact that he called his book "hillbilly elegy" will never not be insanely funny to me, like dude you grew up in the suburbs of western ohio
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Jun 15
Absolutely hate when a potato chip is flavored with “a PINCH of pink peppercorn” or “a HINT of truffle oil.” I don’t want flavors to pinch or hint. I want them to bitch-slap me
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Jun 15
Yesterday I said goodbye to my sweet kitty, who recently turned 20 and was born in my parents' house when I was in high school. She loved everyone, even the vet. She had a great life full of adventure and got to enjoy her last few weeks napping outside in the sun.
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Jun 12
please abraham i am not that man
Jun 12
Aaron Sorkin says he spent 3 days trying to convince Jesse Eisenberg to return for ‘THE SOCIAL RECKONING’.
“He simply did not want to be conflated with Mark Zuckerberg anymore... He doesn’t like kids coming up to him in airports with business cards that say ‘I’m CEO, bitch’ for him to sign.”
(Source: vanityfair.com/story/social-…)
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a man would never have the strength to do this. women are so amazing and so tough
Jun 10
⚠️ In 2000, Inés Ramírez Pérez from Mexico delivered a healthy baby boy by slicing open her own stomach with a kitchen knife after 12 hours of agonizing labor.
In doing so, she became the only woman in medical history to successfully perform a self-cesarean.
With no electricity or running water, and the nearest hospital 12 miles away, Inés felt she had no other option.
Her previous child had been a stillbirth, so Inés was determined not to let it happen again.
She downed some hard liqor, sliced open her stomach, pulled out her baby and then cut the umbilical cord.
Both mother and baby survived without serious injury… just a scar of honor for Inés for her heroic act ❤️
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Jun 9
she is 100% correct and thats why I was an alcoholic
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the funniest thing about social anxiety is that nobody is thinking about you that much
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Come friends. Let us all share in this sorrow.
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getting called a "stalker" and "weird" by a writer's husband because i commented on her post saying I really wanted to read her new book...
We need actual classes in being fucking normal because some people on here are way too goddamn cavalier about being a dickhead to others
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i mean how dare i reply to tweets from mutuals, such creepy behavior! never mind the equal number of men's tweets i reply to
truly an amazing way to burn bridges for your supporters
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Jun 7
Have you tried using the vibrator on the tip of your dick tho?
Jun 6
I think a vibrator during sex is a direct “fuck you” to the man’s face
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Jun 7
american imagining a better time: “remember when walmart was open at night”
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what is "things that weak men say"?
Jun 6
I think a vibrator during sex is a direct “fuck you” to the man’s face
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Jun 7
If 5% of #obsession was owned by the production staff wouldn’t it have been harder to sell? Don’t buyers care about cap tables? Does no one taking the “she was exploited” side understand economics or m&a or business at all?
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i know it's part of his character but it makes me so fuckin angry that bear says no when Nikki point blank asks him if he likes her. I'm shy/awkward as hell and even I, at that point, would just simply be like "yes." It cannot be overstated how much of a pussy he is.
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Happy pride! I'm a trans woman who just made a queer sci-fi movie called AGAIN AGAIN
It's about what happens AFTER someone spends 10 years in a Groundhog Day style time loop and how we move forward when everything seems meaningless.
I can't wait for you all to see it 🖤🖤🖤
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Jun 5
white leftist bf that really wants to call enby shawty a bad bitch but doesnt wanna misgender them: youre such a bad person
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Jun 5
i’ve been sitting alone on a park bench for 30mins and have been approached 3 times
maybe your husband is just walking the dog and waiting to find you
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Jun 5
It’s always a good time to bring up one of my favorite tweets ever, but this one is particularly relevant
ALT A tweet by @dalykyle dated September 18, 2019: Thinking, as I often do, about the time Yahoo News thought “Zooey Deschanel divorces Death Cab for Cutie frontman Ben Gibbard” meant she had left a man named Death Cab to pursue a relationship with the lead singer of the band Cutie This is followed by an excerpt of the article in question: Deschanel filed for divorce from husband Death Cab, throwing him over for Cutie frontman Ben Gibbard, in January. Deschanel and Cab were married for a little more than three years, and Deschanel said that, along with babies, dating was not a priority either.
Jun 5
Death Cab for Cutie is maybe the worst name for a band ever
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