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You can drive for 100 hours in Ohio and still be in Ohio. It's called a loop.
I’ve just learnt that you can drive for 22 hours in Ontario and still be in Ontario 🇨🇦
Meanwhile in texas you can drive the length of the whole state in 12 hours 😭
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The real problem with the cheese and onion sandwich is that is too much cheese. You're gonna be blocked up for 3 days.
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And often they are the ones signing your paycheck
by the time you hit your early 30s you’ll have met basically the worst people alive multiple times over who wrong you in shocking, cosmically horrific ways and you usually just have to find a way to forgive them and move on / accept the lack of closure or your spirit suffers
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I think the cold cheese and onion british sandwich probably tastes pretty good
I have a lot of respect for British cuisine, but the "cheese and onion roll" is really pushing it
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“I need to find a use for this”
cannot more perfectly describe the whole vibe around AI right now
One of the coolest in person demos at #wwdc26 was @lmstudio running massive local models on 4 daisy chained Mac Studios with a total of 2tb memory
Then they pulled out an iPhone and chatted with those models remotely over a secure connection
I need to find a use for this
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Incredible things are being posted in Facebook
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bottom row is how leaps between console generations look now
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"We should just turn all farmland, especially the best farmland, into suburbs. I am very smart."
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Given how rare large swaths of flat land are to come by on the California Coast and how dire the state is in need of housing its surprising to me that the Salinas Valley hasn't been developed more its only got 390K people!
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We'll remember this when the Sonics come back
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This has been the prevailing sentiment since long ago…
This may be a hot take, but following many travels, I've determined that THIS is the Midwest.
Dakotas are amazing, but are nothing like the Midwest.
Missouri feels more like a Southern state than Midwest.
Kentucky is more like Tennessee and Virginia than the Midwest.
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You're not going to believe this
I'm sorry but the US stadium are too beautiful for a country that isn't all about football
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This video is a honey trap for pedantic gym guys. Not me though. I’d never comment on another guy’s form. I’m just glad Secretary Hegseth is taking his health seriously.
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America’s @SECWAR CRUSHED 44 reps on the bench after a morning run with the troops yesterday in GTMO.
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Marcel Proust: "This is sending me"
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Come to the Spring Meadows Target in the next 10 minutes if you want an ass kicking
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Jun 12
You should not be allowed to buy Pokemon cards if you are over 14. Time for Magic or like poker.
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I think we gotta abolish money entirely
Jun 12
Elon Musk just became the world's first trillionaire.
The typical American household would have to work more than 11 MILLION years to make Elon Musk's level of wealth.
We need a wealth tax.
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Jun 12
I simply do not believe 1/15 people on earth actually subscribe to this channel
MrBeast has become the first person in history to surpass 500 million YouTube subscribers.
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Jun 12
Why would he need support for his wrist when running?
Alcaraz is already running without any protection on his wrist, his full recovery is getting closer 💪🏼🗞️
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