Shitposting into the void

Joined May 2010
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Me on my way to secure my Islamic mortgage financing and insurance refund
Premier Danielle Smith says Alberta may explore a halal insurance model for Muslim residents, where participants could receive refunds if no claims are made, building on existing Islamic mortgage financing already available in the province πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦β˜ͺ️
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It won't be long now
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Canada is banning children under 16 from social media β€” which sounds compassionate. But, children under 16 don't have IDs. ADULTS do. To prove you're over 16 you must show your ID online β€” which gets tied to your IP address. Australia, New Zealand, Europe, and Canada are all doing the same thing. This is not child protection. This is a digital identity system that lets them track every citizen online β€” and shut you down if you post against the narrative.
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Canada's New Social Media Ban is NOT About Your Children | Here's What They're NOT Telling You Canada just announced the Digital Safety Act β€” a social media ban for anyone under 16. Most Canadians think this is about protecting children. It isn't. To enforce a social media ban, every single Canadian will have to prove their age by attaching government-approved ID to their social media accounts. That's not child protection. That's a digital ID. And once you're verified on one platform, that verification follows you everywhere β€” linking every account you own under your real identity. But it gets worse. This isn't a standalone policy. This is the missing piece that connects Bill C-9, C-22 and C-8 into a complete surveillance and censorship system. Bill C-9 defines what you can and cannot say online. Bill C-22 forces platforms to save your data for up to one year. Bill C-8 gives the government the power to cut you off the internet entirely. The digital ID created by this social media ban is what connects all three. And they're selling it to you as child protection. Don't be fooled. All these bills are interconnected β€” and this is the last piece of the puzzle. youtube.com/live/tiwBDgstTo8…
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Replying to @Gunblaze1969
Then what would Liberal voters do in their mom’s basement all day?
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πŸš¨πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ When a government has to send grocery rebates so people can afford food, that's not compassion. It's an admission that something has gone terribly wrong. A healthy economy doesn't need rebate cheques to help families buy groceries. It needs affordable food in the first place. πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #Canada
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I figured I’d celebrate pride month by cracking open my first ever Twisted Tea #gayyyyy
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β€œThose starving kids just need to put their elbows up higher” - boomers probably
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I can see all the projects he’s got approved down in the corner
Still waiting for Mark Carney to sign his first trade deal.
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They need to have their fake polls match their fake elections, otherwise it would be too obvious
Already-low Alberta separatism support drops sharply from early 2026: Ipsos poll globalnews.ca/news/11890957/…
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Replying to @ctvedmonton
You mean The Tides Foundation is exploring every avenue they can use the natives to stop Alberta separation referendum question
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If Canada could somehow export our bureaucratic red tape, our GDP growth would exceed Brookfields
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Shocker. They want more handouts. Let’s stop pretending their opinion matters so we can get something built
Several First Nations have come out in strong opposition to proposed routes for a new oil pipeline from Alberta to the B.C. coast. junonews.com/p/first-nations…
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It's time to stop pretending we need their consent. Or nothing will ever get done. Ever.
B.C. First Nations voice opposition to potential pipeline routes revealed in Alberta draft maps theglobeandmail.com/business…
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This looks like the framework for a Chinese style social credit system. With enough effort, my social credit score will start out with a negative number
Bill C-9 = Defines what you can and cannot say, the consequences of hurting people’s feelings Bill C-22 = Provides the government with the proof (metadata) they need to go after you for hate-speech. Bill C-8 = Gives the power to our government to cut you off the internet and prohibit Internet Service Providers from selling you services. Unlike what they want you to believe, these bills are not separate, they are interconnected. The government wants to put in place the legal framework to spy on us and use AI to keep us in check. This is not about safety; this is about crushing dissent.
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Replying to @Chuckforevver
What kind of a threat is that? I want you to block me
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πŸ’₯INSANE: In 2025, 126,000 skilled Canadian tradespeople were left unemployed β€” while the federal government issued 125,000 Temporary Foreign Worker permits to migrants for skilled trades. "The great replacement is a conspiracy theory."
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The Residential School β€œGenocide” is so believable, that they’re going to throw you in jail if you don’t believe it
.@SenateCA panel votes 7-1 to rewrite gov't bill #C9 to outlaw Indian Residential School "denialism" under threat of two years' jailing: 'It can involve minimizing or denying the deaths.'Β  blacklocks.ca/vote-to-outlaw… #cdnpoli
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That one crab keeps voting for the bucket
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