I feel sorry for people who think life is a zero-sum exercise. They are only ever as happy as their last five minutes.

The Southern Baptist Convention will disfellowship a church for ordaining a woman. They will not disfellowship a church for supporting and protecting a pedophile. And that tells you all you need to know about the SBC.

The administration’s rapid response account is… mad at the Weather Channel. For reporting the weather.

Don't want data centers in your neighborhood? Then I wouldn't vote for @MarshaBlackburn for governor cause she clearly supports them because her only boss - Donald Trump - supports them. She doesn't care about Tennesseans

The USMNT coach wearing a fishing shirt should have tipped off a big night for our squad.

Call me a hater but I think living in a world where both trillionaires and global poverty coexist is a sign humanity has failed as a species

Ignore Trump this weekend. I mean completely ignore him. Ignore his birthday, ignore his desecration of the people’s house, ignore every lie & every idiotic thing he’ll say this weekend. Instead, enjoy yourself this weekend. And on Monday, resume the fight to defeat him & defend democracy.

“We are deeply disturbed to learn so many senior members of the Trump administration gathered in the Situation Room to discuss the release of the Epstein Files as a reputational problem… we are separately concerned Todd Blanche was at that table.”

The best VAR Chyron ever

Some thoughts on the new Epstein Files revelations: I’ve now read everything that’s come out from the new Haberman and Swan book, and the thing I keep coming back to is the Situation Room. They held multiple meetings in the Situation Room about the Epstein files. That room is for war. It’s for national security emergencies. It is not for figuring out how to spin a scandal you’re telling the country is a hoax. While the President was deflecting or calling this old news, his own Vice President and Chief of Staff were huddled in the most leak-proof room in America because they knew how bad it really was. You don’t take a nothingburger to the Situation Room. And I have to be honest, reading all this brings back a lot of frustration about what happened in the House of Representatives. I sat there and watched Mike Johnson send the House home early to dodge a vote on releasing these files. I watched him refuse to swear in a duly elected colleague for months just to stall the discharge petition. Month after month of excuses, arm twisting, and procedural games, all to keep this information from the public. We only got the files because survivors, families, and a handful of members in both parties simply refused to let it go. So when people ask me why I talk so much about transparency and accountability, this is why. The truth eventually comes out. It always does. The only question is whether your leaders helped reveal it or helped bury it. Everyone who voted to keep these files hidden should have to answer for that. Finally, notice what’s missing from all of this is any sign that Trump’s DOJ will actually investigate the powerful men named in these files. Draw your own conclusions about why a Justice Department run by the President’s former defense lawyers might not be eager to pull that thread.

Hi God, it's me, Anne, and this is seriously th e last favor I will ever ask for:

You can be repulsed by the general idea that there's a trillionaire while also being repulsed by the specific idea that it's Elon Musk.

Very reasonable World Cup visitor question: "You guys are all so nice! Friendly, warm, and hospitable! So why did your country vote for such an awful person?" *Laura takes off hat, rubs face* We can't... we can't read, guys.

The crowd at the White House UFC fight will be one of the most diverse ever. There will be convicted felons, rapists, pedophiles, sex traffickers, domestic abusers and insurrectionists.

Can’t stop thinking about how Wall Street is celebrating Elon Musk becoming the world’s first trillionaire, while he single handedly eliminated humanitarian aid that will lead to the needless deaths of 4.5 million of the poorest children in the world in the next 4 years.

Who is in Nashville? I invite you tonight to eat at Bar Mar at the @WHotels if you come next 2 hours! I’m here..😇and we just open…and dinner is on me!

A disgrace.

just saw the words “FIFA WORLD CUP AFTER HOURS WITH JAMES CORDEN ON FOX” and I might watch this whole tournament on Telemundo

I'm unpersuaded that any of the attacks on drug boats has been justified (and if not justified, they're murder), but this one seems especially egregious.

The Florida Gators have unveiled plans for a $1.45 billion upgrade to Ben Hill Griffin Stadium. It's expected to be the most expensive stadium renovation in college football history.