We're a band. I'm just tweeting as Mr. Ditkovich until we've got a new record to promote.
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My anti-bully reflex is so acute and overactive I'm out here defending Haim.
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He's a guy I'm only aware of because of Twitter. I thought he was a female porn performer for years based on the name. I don't have any contact with whatever type of music he plays. This tweet response to you represents the peak of my investment in him.
i don't mean this in a mean way at all but why not do some research? idk if relying on twitter accounts is the best way to get your info on this.
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I've never heard an Ariel Pink song and all I know is what he presents online. Can I get an answer on why he feels so ostracized? He was a Jan 6 guy? I'm not as big a deal as he was, but I hope if I was at Jan 6 you would just say, "yeah, he's an odd duck." and keep it moving.
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Regarding the banana costume scandal:
"Kim, there's people that are dying" meme.
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SPIDER-MAN'S LANDLORD retweeted
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Los Angeles and Tasmania survive which means me and pat can keep doing the podcast hell yeah.
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stan culture is interesting cuz itβs like what if everyone was mark david chapman
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Twitter rules because you can make a light joke and Canada Man jumps in to educate you on the birthplace of Christopher Plummer.
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A lot of celebrities 'back in the day' were Canadian, you just didn't know it, apparently.
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I gotta get off this shit. I open it and there's new celebrities every day. I'm old and back in the day we'd only get two new celebrities a year. Now I'm told I'm supposed to know canadians. I don't have it in me.
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Seeing I Love Boosters vs Obsession "is race to blame" discourse. I use the internet to give me an idea of what a movie is about. Obsession seems to be about a scary frowny girl and I Love Boosters is about dialectical materialism. Do these have the same level of appeal to you?
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I never know what anyone is talking about. Ivy Wolk, dead internet theory, Car Seat Headrest, Netspend, Euphoria not being a show about highschoolers like I assumed it was, mogging, etc. I could look it all up, but I enjoy life's mysteries.
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Is this app what people are doing instead of going to college? Why am I reading these bore-your-family-on-thanksgiving ass takes on Obsession?
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Of course all stops on the political spectrum are gonna hammer the Subway Takes girl. Everyone ends up a gentrifier if they're juuust broke enough to necessitate it. I felt nothing when I watched it because if you live in Brooklyn under 30 this is a standard take you'll encounter
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With this tweet, my tacit approval is now vocal approval.
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Selling a bootleg @selfdfens shirt to benefit the Animal Legal Defense Fund. Buy one for the animals and to look cool and attractive.
Vegenaise.bigcartel.com
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When dudes get on this website and declare they know what a horror movie is "saying" I wish I could give them a portal to watch the writers/directors at home playing video games and eating Red 40. Nothing "means" anything.
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I wanna be more positive on here because being a snark-addicted miseryfiend is played out. But is anyone ever gonna say anything about that band ripping off Turnstile in such a tacky UK-festival-act way that it gives cool people shivers every time they see it?
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The soul of every critic.
I consume so much and have cultivated such good taste, but I do nothing with it, produce no art of my own. it makes me sick
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Bar none the biggest loser tweet style is "google [famous person] and [date or keyword connected to an ugly personal incident]." Yo, nobody real cares if Leonard Cohen was a 'cool dude.' Nobody with a family cares if David Bowie is passing your morality test. You speak farts.
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