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All these "strong" fathers that are convinced their daughters are going to get touched as soon as they're alone in the bathroom are probably touching their daughters every time they're in a bathroom alone. Just saying.....
This father was on a road trip with his two young daughters & they needed to go to the restroom so he stopped at a QT & took them in the women’s restroom since no one was in it & a man came yelling at him to get out & called the cops.The girls were crying & then he assaulted him.
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Nice to see NYC being vandalized by all different races
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Jun 14
🚨 BREAKING 🚨
DANHAUSEN IS OFFICIALLY AN NBA CHAMPION.
#AlwaysKnicks
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Kids today have no idea how good The Onion was, like when Autistic Reporter Michael Falk delivered this news package, “Train Thankfully Unharmed In Crash That Killed One Man”
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Jun 11
OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!!!!⚽️
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Jun 11
Aye bro that nigga Danhausen might deadass be supernatural
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When I was a kid I was at the store with my mom, and I watched a man with Down Syndrome wearing Aviator sunglasses open and begin to devour a bag of Cheetos. When his dad tried to stop him he told him to "pipe down asshole," and it's still the most alpha move I've ever seen.
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When I fell asleep at the Garden, the Knicks were Winning. Then when I wake up, I see the Spurs have "won." It seems that in the 4th Quarter, the so-called referees kept "finding" Points for the Spurs. Rigged! Fake Game!
by Donald J. Trump
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Jun 9
"Booooooo" - everybody
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“I’m Jake Tapper, tonight correspondent Laura Loomer dives into Hunter Biden’s deranged trolling, Kellyanne Conway reveals Joe Biden fell asleep watching TV again, and Ian Miles Cheong confirms Biden is the reason he’s never left Malaysia. Those stories and Catturd, tonight.”
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May 27
We know he's coming back like this @NotSam
@LoganPaul is going to be more machine than man soon! #GetWellSoon
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May 26
Ken Paxton was charged with securities fraud, bribery, and he was impeached as TX attorney general, then he basically pardoned a child rapist. He's the perfect Trump-endorsed candidate.
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May 25
OMG, ded… “The President of the United States smells like eight cans of shark shit.” 💀
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“What if we did a James Bond movie only Star Wars?”
TMAG is literally the Bond film structure. Start film in the middle of a mission. Complete it. Get opening credits with theme song. Get next mission from boss along with new gadgets. Meet the big bad, but don’t realize it.
It’s all there. A Comic book style Bond film! A standalone adventure with future ramifications. Just like Bond. All it was missing was the Bond girls 😂
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The reveal that Yodas build Yoda huts instinctively like beavers build dams is fascinating
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There is no legal settlement because there was never valid litigation: no Article III "case or controversy." There is no appropriation because there was no vote by Congress. It's just plain stealing. END
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May 20
The fact that “ginormous” is recognized as a word by Webster’s Dictionary is fuckdiculous.
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holy micropenismaxxing
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