biologist / clinical trials ๐๐
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24 Jan 2022
Incomplete list of my enemies:
โช๏ธ People who donโt pick up dog shit after their dog
โช๏ธ He/him in bio
โช๏ธ Antisemitism sealions
โช๏ธ People who tag employers
โช๏ธ Snitch-taggers
โช๏ธ Scottish actors with ligamentophobia
โช๏ธ โKeith Starmerโ people
โช๏ธ Wealthy Pretend Feminists
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Poor little Preston, he deserved so much better than the life he got. Failed by fucking everyone. And the worst bit is knowing that nothing will change and the next Preston wonโt be saved either.
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The truth is that so many parents now want to be besties with their kids and are avoidant of being the bad guy. And so they will insist on some random authority banning everything rather than laying down some basic ground rules and supervision the kids canโt pin on anyone else.
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Sarasaurus ๐๏ธ๐บ๐ฆ retweeted
What we should talk about seriously is the type of muminfluencer who use their kids in content - kids can't consent to having their image / emotions used to sell anything - be it a product or political position.
Some tricky conversations this evening about the impending social media ban.
โI donโt even know who this government guy isโ
โKeir Starmerโ
โKeir Starmer, what does that meanโ
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How convenient that everyone who disagrees with you on a very specific policy is a paedophile, otherwise youโd have to defend it.
And lmao YouTube is an โadult spaceโ the same way ITV is an adult space. I let my son watch Thunderbirds but not Love Island, itโs not complicated.
Every time I see a man on here angry that under 16s won't legally be allowed to access social media, I wonder why it's so important to him that children should be allowed in adult spaces.
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Sarasaurus ๐๏ธ๐บ๐ฆ retweeted
Two men adopt a healthy, happy baby. His grandmother, who looks after his sister, objects. She asks for the baby to be fostered for a few months until she is well enough to take him. This is denied.
His adoptive "father" abuses him until he dies.
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Sarasaurus ๐๏ธ๐บ๐ฆ retweeted
Three hospital visits with a toddler in just over a month, including a broken arm. What the hell.
I canโt understand so many things about this placement (and I speak both as an adoptive parent and as an ex A&E doctor). Multiple visits to casualty with such a young child (a child with bruising)!is an enormous red flag. Where was the scrutiny? Why did no-one *think*??
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This kind of thing is what should be banned
Some tricky conversations this evening about the impending social media ban.
โI donโt even know who this government guy isโ
โKeir Starmerโ
โKeir Starmer, what does that meanโ
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Banning YouTube so you can post a video online of yourself making a little girl cry by telling her youโve banned YouTube is another level
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Sorry England you are now my back-up team in case (the impossible happens and) Cape Verde is knocked out
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Sarasaurus ๐๏ธ๐บ๐ฆ retweeted
yeah so this is a social media ban for everyone in the uk btw. unless you want to hand a copy of your personal identification to the company behind every app you use
Jun 15
๐จ SUMMARY: The UK's social media ban for children from early 2027:
- "User-to-user" apps where people create, share and interact with content (e.g. TikTok, Instagram, Snapchat, YouTube, X, Facebook) will be banned for under-16s
- WhatsApp, Signal and YouTube Kids will be exempt
- Under-16s will also be banned from livestreaming, messaging strangers on gaming apps like Discord and using disappearing messages
- 16 and 17 year olds will face nightly social media curfews and limits on infinite scrolling with more details next month
- AI "romantic companion" chatbots will be banned for under-18s
- Adults can still access social media through age checks like facial recognition, digital IDs, passports and credit cards
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Sarasaurus ๐๏ธ๐บ๐ฆ retweeted
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"You canโt support other national teams at the World Cup"
Me at home celebrating Cape Verde draw
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Sarasaurus ๐๏ธ๐บ๐ฆ retweeted
Cape Verdeโs goalkeeper vs Spain
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Sarasaurus ๐๏ธ๐บ๐ฆ retweeted
My 17-year-old daughter:
โIโm confused. Weโve always been taught not to share personal information or anything that identifies us online because it isnโt safe. Now they want us to do exactly that to access social media.โ
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Sarasaurus ๐๏ธ๐บ๐ฆ retweeted
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Me sat on my sofa trying to help Cape Verde defend against Spain
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Brooklyn Beckham is doing ads for the FIFA World Cup lmao the audacity
Remind me, whatโs his connection to football again? ๐ง
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You know those REALLY old people who say things like โWe donโt even own a TVโ and โMy children arenโt allowed to watch cartoonsโ ?
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Yes Iโm sure social media will be a much safer and friendlier place if we just give Elon Musk our credit card details
Jun 15
Why would anyone disagree with this? Itโs a fucking cesspit with paedos running rampant
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The concept of a 40 year old not being about to detect wit from from an under 16
Jun 15
Even more reason to block it !!!
A child being on their phone for 9 hours and she canโt think of anything else to do but stare at a wall.
No wonder obesity is on the rise in children.
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Sarasaurus ๐๏ธ๐บ๐ฆ retweeted
Can't wait for every site I use to ask for my ID and then it gets leaked through a data breach
Jun 14
๐จ NEW: Keir Starmer will introduce nightly social media curfews for 16 and 17-year-olds as part of the Government's social media ban
[@thetimes]
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