that’ll put marzipan in your pie plate bingo
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May 17
Platforming antisemitic racism on an MMTLP space is a bad look.
Wow.
Hurry up, McCabe.
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Make it make sense …
“Childhood–onset deviant sexual arousal is one of the strongest predictors of lifelong offending.” - FBI profiler Candice DeLong
This includes little boys who secretly dress in their mother’s or a sister’s clothes. We all know why they do it, and it’s not because they think they’re really girls.
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Again, you may not like the UFC thing at the White House, but the moment you hung a giant pride flag from the columns and had half-naked “trans” activists exposing themselves on the lawn, you lost all right to complain about desecration.
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Jun 13
Things that triggered the left this week:
- a clean reflecting pool
- a name on a building
- a murderer getting convicted of murder
- a sporting event at the White House
- a successful IPO
- welders and janitors becoming millionaires
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Jun 13
You cannot legislate a rocket into orbit!!
History's first trillionaire is a guy who catches rockets out of the sky with chopsticks and beams internet to every dead zone on the planet.
Same guy ships cars that drive themselves, humanoid robots for the factory floor, brain chips that let paralyzed people move a cursor with pure thought, and an AI running on a supercomputer his team stood up in months instead of years.
And the people crashing out about his net worth are doing it on the app he owns. The same app governments spent years trying to censor.
You cannot legislate a rocket into orbit.
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Jun 13
Silent gen: we ate dirt sandwiches during the great depression
Boomers: my dad died in ww2 and I got drafted to fight in Vietnam
Gen X: leaded fuel made us psychotic and we started smoking at 9 years old
Millenials: my parents are divorced and im bartender with a PhD
Gen Z:
Jun 12
Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive
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Jun 13
A timeline is forming:
1️⃣Iran signs deal tomorrow
2️⃣Trump hosts UFC fight on the White House lawn, fresh off the announcement of the end of the war
3️⃣Trump leaves directly from UFC fight broadcast to sign final deal at G7
4️⃣Trump signs deal Monday when markets open, stock markets will surge, global energy markets will stabilize, and the price of oil will come down
5️⃣The world will celebrate the beginning of a new era of peace in the Middle East, while the World Cup is going on in the USA
Trump is in position to harness insanely good optics, while essentially the entire world is watching, and he will carry this momentum into the midterms and beyond. You are watching a master strategist at work.
It’s too perfect to be an accident.
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Jun 13
Grey and Paladin should consider becoming a comedy duo! After MMTLP of course!
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Jun 13
IT’S TIME!!! 👀
Trump says the deal is “scheduled to get signed tomorrow”, meaning by Iran, then he will head to Europe to finalize the deal.
Most importantly, Iran will have no nuclear weapon, and the “nuclear dust” will be taken and destroyed by the US, and Trump leaves the door open to taking the uranium back to the US first to “downblend and destroy it”. Whether it is destroyed in Iran or the US, I can assure you that the DoE and IAEA will be testing all of it to see where it originated from.
It appears Trump’s plan is for Iran to have the deal signed tomorrow, then Trump will be on the UFC broadcast later that night, to officially announce the war is over, and then he will depart from the White House lawn on Marine One, on his way to Europe to finalize the deal.
Trump is setting up an optics masterclass. THE WORLD IS WATCHING!!!
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Jun 13
Ro Khanna, your net worth is over 1/5 of Elon Musk’s. By your logic, YOU could pay for 20% of all college and trade school. WILL YOU?
Don’t YOU think that’s worth it? 🤔
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Brad, a 5% tax on Elon's trillion net worth would literally pay for free college and trade school for every American.
And with the market's growth, he still would be worth over a trillion dollars!
You don't think that's worth it?
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5% of $1.2T is $60b. 8m students in BA/BS programs on average pay over $20k/yr, or ~$160b/yr for BA/BS degrees only.
That tax could not cover even half of only US bachelor degree costs for just 1 year, excluding grad, ass., or trade degrees totaling another ~10m students.
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You can’t really debate Jew haters.
You can only mercilessly mock them.
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Jun 12
Let me know when the typical American household lands a fucking rocket.
Jun 12
Elon Musk just became the world's first trillionaire.
The typical American household would have to work more than 11 MILLION years to make Elon Musk's level of wealth.
We need a wealth tax.
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Jun 12
I am filled with optimism at the fact that the world's first trillionaire was made not by hedge funds or market manipulation, but by building the infrastructure to take America to the stars.
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